I guess this is product promotion week for celebs. I'm seeing a ton of pics of celebs hocking or representing or celebrating one thing or another. Probably a part of the big run-up to the retail circle jerk known as the Holiday Season. Doing her part for the cause of tempting consumers into crippling personal debt, Megan Fox showed up for an event celebrating the launch of some Russian touch screen that will fail miserably against the iPhone. Not that that matters to Megan. She only needs to look good and stay close to her huge body guards to keep the salivating hoard of aroused fans at bay until she can get out the door. She is the Elvis of hotties. All she needs is a guy on a PA to announce when she's left the building.