Like the rest of the planet except for myself apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow was somewhere warm and beautiful in Hawaii during the holidays, wearing her pink bikini and wading into warm tropical waters. That's basically everywhere in Hawaii, right? It's a chain of islands, so you're never that far from a beach there. One could conceivably patronize some dingy Hawaiian liquor store to buy some Funyuns, rotgut and cheap condoms, then cross the street to a pristine tropical beach to bask in the beauty of the South Pacific sun. Maybe not. Anyway, Gwyneth seemed to have found such a spot on her vacay. She gets a lot of shit for all her rich bitch nonsense, perhaps rightfully so. Her silly recommendations for severely expensive shit pass by me with little or no acknowledgement. My only concern is with her. I used to have a real thing for Gwyneth back in her SE7EN days. You might not like her nowadays with all her media silliness, but you have to admit she was rather angelic back then. She looks like she's endured fairly well for a 41-year-old, at least body wise. With kids and everything, most women wouldn't look that fit. I still don't think she's anywhere near the most beautiful, but there are plenty worse out there.
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