I have no clue how it took 29 years until I got around to creating a Movie Hotties gallery for you, Jaimie Alexander. I suppose I went along believing that there was no way possible that you didn't exist in our galleries. That you were born into our galleries, full of flame and green-eyed desire. Much like a Kate Hudson-Matthew McShirtless romo-com causes the testicles of most men to withdraw back deep within their bellies, you are the lust that lurks. The beauty which is around the corner, ready to slap you in the face and retreat. You are a lovely, lovely woman, Jaimie. Thank your parents for their fornication, insemination and creation of you. It's the gift to the world that keeps on giving.