What's this? A rare Saturday update? Well, I felt behooved to stop in on my day off and offer up a sincere Happy Birthday to Maria Menounos, who begins her 35th year on this planet today. Fairly impressive that. You wouldn't know from the look of her that she's got that many years behind her. Must be those Mediterranean genes at work. Just like their fine wine, folks from that part of the world seem to age rather gracefully. Those literally tight ass dresses she wears on her show are the stuff of legend for those of us inclined toward the full booty. The fact that she shows up so often in them is what makes her such a common sight around here. Gotta give credit to Maria and her especially fine behind for bailing me out on more than one slow news day. And the really good part about that beloved butt is that being attached to Maria means it's just gonna get better over time. One more reason to love Maria.
Here's a little taste of why we love her so much for you to enjoy. Happy 35th, Maria.
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