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Happy Labor Day, but more importantly, Happy Birthday to Salma Hayek!

Sep. 2, 2013by: Salacious Crumb
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Enjoying your Labor Day so far? Well, it's about to get even better, because it also happens to be Salma Hayek's 47th birthday today! It's tough to believe she's been spinning magical wheels in our loins for nearly 2 decades. Presumably, most of us first came into contact with Hayek's blazing hotness as she was dancing in a bikini whilst fondling a large snake in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN. Since then, it's been a downhill roller coaster of cleavage and bizarre film choices for the Mexican American goddess. Not to mention the cleavage (have I mentioned that already?).

Salma has remained one of the most universally lusted-after hotties from movies since before the explosion of the modern internet, where stories about her breastfeeding some lucky infant in public would eventually turn up. In other words, she's almost the iconic "movie hottie", perhaps having much stronger attributes as a hottie than a movie star. Since the dawn of her stardom, not a year has gone by in which Salma has lacked in juicy public appearances or awesomely licentious photoshoots. I proved this to myself by digging through nearly every single godforsaken photoshoot Hayek has done over the years (it's a tough job, folks), and now I'd like to share a shitload of them with you schmoes on this fine September holiday. Here are over 100 titillating images of the lovely Salma Hayek. Happy birthday, Salma!

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Which is your favorite year of the Hayek?

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11:23AM on 09/03/2013

What better way to start the day...

The Campari Ads are classic, The Bandita Promo pics made me wish it had been a better film, the multiple nurses in Across the Universe remind me that I still need to watch that, and the Oliver Stone pics is fricken hilarious. But the honest truth is, she is one of the few actresses that I will vividly remember the first film I saw them in, Desperado was her sexiest, and best role. She is hot, funny, makes the perfect introduction in the film (two cars crashing as they check her out, tell that
The Campari Ads are classic, The Bandita Promo pics made me wish it had been a better film, the multiple nurses in Across the Universe remind me that I still need to watch that, and the Oliver Stone pics is fricken hilarious. But the honest truth is, she is one of the few actresses that I will vividly remember the first film I saw them in, Desperado was her sexiest, and best role. She is hot, funny, makes the perfect introduction in the film (two cars crashing as they check her out, tell that would not happen in real life), ohh and the fact that she gets nekkid is kinda cool too.

Happy Birthday Salma, 47 and you still got it.
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6:49PM on 09/02/2013
Hotter with age, a living breathing goddess.
Hotter with age, a living breathing goddess.
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4:06PM on 09/02/2013
aside from the hair styles i dont think i owuld be able to tell whay year each picture was from without the date on it yummy!
aside from the hair styles i dont think i owuld be able to tell whay year each picture was from without the date on it yummy!
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3:43PM on 09/02/2013
This woman just doesn't she to age! Still as beautiful as ever!
This woman just doesn't she to age! Still as beautiful as ever!
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3:16PM on 09/02/2013
Salma has the greatest boobs in cinema history! Also she's just as hot now as when she first arrived in Hollywood. Here's hoping she keeps refusing to age.
Salma has the greatest boobs in cinema history! Also she's just as hot now as when she first arrived in Hollywood. Here's hoping she keeps refusing to age.
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