I'm sure all you Kardashian haters have already skipped all this and are currently harnessing your rage for a nasty comment to post below. Comment away, I wont stop you. This is not about whether this is a loathsome family. Obviously they are. Right now, I'm all about the condition of those legendary asses they carry around. For a long time, Kim was the one monopolizing the ass attention, thanks to a well-designed press initiative designed to do just that. Kourtney was the dark horse's ass that everyone who hated the Kardashians could select as the only semi-reputable one. That left Khloe as the so-called ugly one that everyone ignored or made fun of.
Now Kim is gradually ballooning out of control (even her feet are getting fat) and Kourtney has become chubby and saggy as 2-time moms are want to be. It would seem that growing kids inside them is what pushes their legendary Kardashian thickness over the threshold into full on fatty territory. That leaves Khloe's never occupied womb to be elevated from black sheep to the last successor to the Kardashian throne of ass. That's okay by me, because out of all of them, Khloe's the one I have the least bad things to say about. Sure, she's complicit in a lot of their horrible infringements on popular culture. No one in this family is completely innocent of that. Khloe also takes a lot of shit from people who think she's the ugly one, which I disagree with. I don't see anything about her that's any worse than her sisters. She's the only one with a relatively stable, loving marriage in that lot and the only one who even comes close to resembling an actual adult. All things considered in this f*cked up family, I'd say Khloe's par for the course thus far.
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