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Hathaway & Art Thief

5 years agoby: Randy the Ram

Poor Anne Hathaway, she has the worst taste in men, first she dates Rafaello Follieri who got sentenced to four years in prison due to fraud charges (his name should have given Hathaway a hint, it just screams "scam artist"). After trying to forget that whole ordeal she ends up with some bit actor looser named Adam Shulman who unfortunately was caught stealing mural art from a building in Manhattan's Meatpacking district.

At least that's what the people who give us the news tell us. Maybe Shulman is a true art thief and she should be flattered, the guy saw HER as a work of art, but if you ask me, it all seems to be a coverup of something bigger, a masterplan for world domination orchestrated by Anne "Deviant Princess" Hathaway herself. The painting in question was created by non other than Mr. Brainwash, the only person in this continent who could stop Hathaway, that's why she's probably recruiting the likes of Rafaello "Il Ponzi" Follieri and Adam "The Silhouette" Shulman but so far her plans have been foiled. I'm on to you Hathaway, who's your next boyfriend going to be, a hacker, a demolitions expert, Jason Statham?

Extra Tidbit: Nonexistent sources tell me Anne Hathaway has also been trying to recruit Declan McManus, international art thi... ***transmission aborted***
Source: Zimbio

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2:13PM on 05/17/2010
wow...and to think all of my fellow schmoes on thise site would commit a crime to be with her, lol. If you're with this woman just love her right. You can tell shes the kind of girl that returns the love if it's given right...
wow...and to think all of my fellow schmoes on thise site would commit a crime to be with her, lol. If you're with this woman just love her right. You can tell shes the kind of girl that returns the love if it's given right...
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11:11AM on 05/15/2010
You're some bit part actor who's dating a beautiful A-list actress, someone rich enough so you don't even need to work if you wanted to (a good thing for a bit part actor), you know her last boyfriend has been arrested for fraud, and you STILL think stealing mural art is a good idea?

How dumb is that guy?
You're some bit part actor who's dating a beautiful A-list actress, someone rich enough so you don't even need to work if you wanted to (a good thing for a bit part actor), you know her last boyfriend has been arrested for fraud, and you STILL think stealing mural art is a good idea?

How dumb is that guy?
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9:55PM on 05/14/2010

If you're gonna

steal a painting, why steal something by Mr. Brainwash??? Talk about a talentless idiot! Anne can do better than that.
steal a painting, why steal something by Mr. Brainwash??? Talk about a talentless idiot! Anne can do better than that.
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