Oh, if I were a celebrity and I didn't want to get noticed when I was going out in public, I highly doubt I would have worn a wig from the reject bin of club twinks. Underneath all that mess is A*** Hathaway eating lunch with her new boyfriend. I'm being polite. I'm following orders. I'm not using any foul or crass terms to describe an actress that I have a good size of respect for but just like to poke a little brown starfish joke at because in life, if you can't laugh about it, well... then you're the chick eating lunch with her boyfriend in a Technicolored wig, not getting up when the photos start getting snapped and the gig is up. Then you're just asking for it.
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