No need to write a cleverly perverted title for this one. That image of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini pretty much guarantees something so rad-tacular, real words couldn't begin to describe it. In fact, I'm surprised you've read this far into the paragraph. What's wrong with you? Hayden is right down there, just waiting for you. Seriously? What, do you want me to tell a joke or something? Fine. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Okay, you've had your laugh, now scroll down and check out Beth Cooper's ass! Wow, you really are a piece of work, huh? Thinkin' you're just gonna read everything I have to say, regardless if it's interesting or informative? Well I'm not gonna be suckered into writing something just to satisfy your literary needs. I bid you adieu!.... You're still here? You know, you've got real problems, pal. I'm just sayin'. And now, enjoy Hayden Panettiere from the January issue of Esquire magazine.
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