I'm the breed of perv that prefers amateur porn. The kind where you get to check out a drunken chick as her boyfriend convinces her to do the X-rated stuff on camera. It's not pretty but it's raw because it's not rehearsed and it's not the kind of stuff that you can get a chick to do because she's getting paid. The reality porn (not to be confused with the porn tapes that get released featuring reality stars, where they might not have had a paycheck cut for the performance but where they're intending to reap the benefits of their antics later with perfumes sold to retarded tweens) is awesome because you get to check out people f*cking because they're into each other. I'd sell my right tit to see that kind of stuff of Hayden Panties
and her boyfriend, boxer Wladimir Klitschko, because the two look so biologically mismatched, you know their intimate moments are off the hook. In the meantime, I'll amuse myself with pictures of Hayden making sexy faces from ringside at Vitali Klitschko's (Wladimir's brother) latest boxing match in Germany.
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