Boss man, I know you've got a thing for Salma Hayek and all, as most of the JoBlo nation and all other lesser beings do, but I have to question what the hell she was thinking when wearing this ensemble in New York at some benefit for the Art of Elysium. Was it a theme? And what kind of inglorious theme would suppress the vast awesomeness that is the bosom of Salma? In fact, I'm pretty sure that the designer of the dress and the fashion person who commissioned it for her are in line for their beheadings right now. Hey... the punishment has to fit the crime, right?
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