Dearest Heather Locklear: I forgive you for the horrible DUI mug shot. I forgive you for tainting your body with the bodily fluids of both Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora. (OK, so maybe I can understand the Tommy Lee thing a little bit.) But most of all, if you're going to come back to television in a remake of the show that you and you alone saved from being canceled when it was originally on, I f*cking APPLAUD you for coming back looking this damn hot. All hail Amanda Woodward!