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Heidi Montag is apparently still alive and wearing bikinis

Sep. 25, 2013by: Droz

Ugh, why am I writing about Heidi Montag again? At this point, I can't think of any good reason besides giving our Heidi Montag gallery a something to do after years of inactivity. She's clearly one of those people who's famous for all the wrong reasons and exists mostly to promote her own uselessness. I'll be perfectly honest though - given the opportunity in the right setting, I think most of us totally would. Let's be realistic here. Yes, she's fake, inside and out. Yes, she's probably an insufferable person. But is that really going to matter in the heat of the moment? Would you really have to think about it if the situation was one of either taking Heidi into the men's room for a quickie or blowing her off and probably spending another 3 hours pounding drinks at the bar before passing out in a puddle of filth in the alley? I think most of us would go for option A. That doesn't mean you have to become her best friend. Hell, you wouldn't even have to talk to her. It might be best if you didn't actually. However, on a purely "get your rocks off" level, I don't know of many men who would turn her down.

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6:29AM on 09/26/2013
From what I've see of her she has such a horrible, horrible personality. The body is there but shit, that's a butterface.
From what I've see of her she has such a horrible, horrible personality. The body is there but shit, that's a butterface.
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