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Heidi Montag thinks the Gs need to go-go

Aug. 26, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

I'm pondering why I'm bothering to devote any more time to the discussion of Twit's silicone inflated chest and then I remember that even comical breasts are breasts. If most of the chicks who are depicted in comic books were to come to life, they'd have a body like Heidi Montag's, ridiculously proportioned. Does it make it easier for people to hate on Montag because she's such a vapid moron instead of some heroic crime fighter? Hell, at least she once showed that she knows how to use a gun. But I digress...

In an effort to make sure that she gets more attention from the media than she should have used up long ago, Heidi Montag gave an interview to Life & Style magazine telling the gossip mongers over there that she's sick of her G-cup inhanced chest. Back in November of 2009, Montag underwent 10 different plastic surgeries in one session, including upgrading her previously enhanced boobs to the ginormous size mentioned above. Her initial breast augmentation surgery took her from a "barely B" cup to a DD. Montag claims that she would prefer to resize what she has now to a D or a DD.

Finding the right doctor to do the job might be a stretch for the celebutard, seeing as how just a week or so ago, the surgeon who famously did all those procedures on her died in a car crash on the Pacific Coast Highway, prompting many to speculate that he drove off the road while sending a text message. (Police reports are denying it thus far, but the message was supposed to be a Tweet about his dog being sick. That's funny all in and of itself.)

So, would this then make her chest "pre-surgical" to the second surgery? I don't know the rules on these things.

Source: Huffington Post
Tags: Heidi Montag

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9:28PM on 09/01/2010
WOW. nice baby. Hilary Swank is my like baby on TV
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WOW. nice baby. Hilary Swank is my like baby on TV
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11:51AM on 08/30/2010
Well I don't really care for this girl, but with those enormous juggs and the prospect of doin porn I would definitely watch it! lol yea I'm gonna get crap for that but I don't care...
Well I don't really care for this girl, but with those enormous juggs and the prospect of doin porn I would definitely watch it! lol yea I'm gonna get crap for that but I don't care...
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5:16PM on 08/26/2010
heidi and spencer are the epitome of attention trolls.

they need 2b ignored completely.
heidi and spencer are the epitome of attention trolls.

they need 2b ignored completely.
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4:23PM on 08/26/2010
Can these two just die already?
Can these two just die already?
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2:07PM on 08/26/2010
she use to be a really pretty girl and now shes gross. wtf spencer
she use to be a really pretty girl and now shes gross. wtf spencer
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11:43AM on 08/26/2010

Just release the tapes

already. I'm dying to see this broad get her pounding and yes she is a twit! the kind of twit who should be in porn.
already. I'm dying to see this broad get her pounding and yes she is a twit! the kind of twit who should be in porn.
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10:23AM on 08/26/2010

Play-dough chick.

She should of stopped before the last surgery.
She should of stopped before the last surgery.
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7:49AM on 08/26/2010
So she wants her breasts to be as deflated as her personality...makes sense.
So she wants her breasts to be as deflated as her personality...makes sense.
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