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Hey John Mayer! Stop proving the stereotype of douches always getting the hot chicks!

Nov. 20, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I have been agonizing over the images which keep popping up of Katy Perry roaming around with the human sleezebag John Mayer. She's a hometown(ish) girl from my perspective (she grew up only a half hour away from where I did) and I feel a tad protective. I think of all the assholish tweets this dude used to list on his Twitter, how he's been quoted in magazines about dick this and dick that. I've even had to throw some mental bleach in my brain when pictures of Mayer kissing Perez Hilton popped up on the interwebs. (Thanks to all of my fans out there who love to email me links, with the exception of those who get a kick out of sending me the "I really shouldn't open this, I know I really shouldn't open this... dammmit! I opened it and now the horror cannot be unseen!" ones.)

Let's think about this for a second and get real. At one point I thought that Mayer was a decent musician. I fell for the "Your Body is a Wonderland" song faster than I did Bruno Mars' "Just the Way You Are." But f*ck. This dude just couldn't keep his trap shut. Musicians are supposed to be quiet and reserved if they're talented. They're supposed to possess some poise. (Andrew Bird is a great example of such.) Instead, Mayer became the musical equivalent of the Kardashians. He'll make music with anyone so long as it keeps him rich, famous and buried in primo pussy. But hey, if Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift and who knows which other idiots fell for it, I guess the Kool-Aid is tasty as f*ck.

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Extra Tidbit: Please stop banging John Mayer, ladies. PLEASE?!?!
Source: WhosDatedWho

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12:13PM on 11/20/2012
He's kind of creepy, sleazy. Not a fan of his looks but I am not referring to his looks -it's his personality. Skeevy.
He's kind of creepy, sleazy. Not a fan of his looks but I am not referring to his looks -it's his personality. Skeevy.
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11:05AM on 11/20/2012
Any asshole can get laid with enough ' word of mouth ' regardless of talent or personality , or lack thereof . Mayer's a perfect example . He writes and performs like a male Taylor Swift , and possesses no talent or like .
Any asshole can get laid with enough ' word of mouth ' regardless of talent or personality , or lack thereof . Mayer's a perfect example . He writes and performs like a male Taylor Swift , and possesses no talent or like .
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8:33AM on 11/20/2012
He is a pre-measured complication to celeb chicks, they know what he is, they just want the press being in a relationship with a chumpy musician douche gets you. Katey does not seem to be that great at picking men anyway.
He is a pre-measured complication to celeb chicks, they know what he is, they just want the press being in a relationship with a chumpy musician douche gets you. Katey does not seem to be that great at picking men anyway.
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3:50AM on 11/20/2012
Can't say I dig Mayer but damn if that isn't a heck of a list he's got there...kudos on the selection of pictures, all great!
Can't say I dig Mayer but damn if that isn't a heck of a list he's got there...kudos on the selection of pictures, all great!
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