Hey, Nice Ash

I wanna get juvenile and say that Ashley Tisdale's bikini bottom is close to being right, (fill in the too-easy blank) kills. For those who don't know her, she's the one of the third or fourth bananas on Disney Channel's line-up of exploited youth. Disney, bringing HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 to the big screen in October of this year (I pity those of you who might be parents of shrieking tweens who will want you to pay for them to see it), better be putting lots of make-up on this chick, since her best asset is one that they don't tend to play up, those puritanical bastards.

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