She’s up to something, this hot little gal Hilary Duff and I have no idea what it is. We honestly see nothing from her except for these sporadic paparazzi pictures. I think I may have cracked exactly what’s going on with her. As we can see here (and here and here) Hilary’s pretty much jaw-on-the-floor sexy whenever she goes out in public... Perhaps she’s preparing for some huge, massive coming-out party. A coming-out party where she announces to everyone that she’s in deep love with me and that she recently signed a five film contract where she’ll be nude the entire time. They’ll be a string of films that I personally direct. Her being totally naked won’t be excessive, though. She’s a gorgeous creature and everytime we saw her nude, it would be this glorious thing to behold and would make total sense to the plot.
I don’t know where I’m going anymore. My brain gets a little confused whenever I write about Hilary. I guess that kind of stuff just happens. Especially in these pics, where she’s toting a red hot shirt and some seriously sexy pants. Everything just seems to fit her so perfectly, no? It’s a slightly mature, but still oozing with sex, kind of look, don’t you think? I’ll let you look for yourself before I say something else slightly bizarre.
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