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Holy crap! Check out naked Zoe Saldana in Allure!

May. 14, 2013by: Salacious Crumb
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When it comes to the ultimate nerd-fantasy woman of our time, it's hard not to think of Zoe Saldana as a top contender. Sure, Natalie Portman's still a geek's drool factory, and Emma Watson has many years to go, but to exclude Saldana from this category would be, dare I say, "highly illogical". She's portrayed the main female characters in two hugely successful movies, STAR TREK and AVATAR, both of which required her to learn two completely made-up languages. That's hot. On top of that, Zoe's also a pretty fantastic actress, even when looking back to her early career (okay, forget CROSSROADS). And since this pirate/Na'vi/Starfleet Command hottie can be seen this weekend in STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, it makes sense that she would be displaying her beauty in some magazine… but we weren't expecting this. Zoe lures us into the latest issue of Allure magazine by posing naked. Yes, naked! Okay, not naked in the "Game of Thrones" sense, but in the sense that she has no clothes on, she's naked! Don't you see? We've now boldly gone were only some men have gone before! I don't mean to get overexcited, but for the love of Spock's ears, I'll be damned if Zoe doesn't look admirably symmetrical in the nude. I think I need to go jot something down in my captain's log...

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1:11AM on 05/15/2013

@Cherry Liquor

That's completely ridiculous to say a petite woman can't fight and hold her own, or even win, against a larger man. Not to mention it wasn't Zoe Saldana beating up Jeffery Dean Morgan, it was their characters fighting. You know, it is called acting. I really don't get how the fight would have been better if Zoe Saldana weighed more? She has never had more muscle tone, and been more fit, then she was for The Losers and Colombiana, and she is still that fit now. Why is it every time an actress or
That's completely ridiculous to say a petite woman can't fight and hold her own, or even win, against a larger man. Not to mention it wasn't Zoe Saldana beating up Jeffery Dean Morgan, it was their characters fighting. You know, it is called acting. I really don't get how the fight would have been better if Zoe Saldana weighed more? She has never had more muscle tone, and been more fit, then she was for The Losers and Colombiana, and she is still that fit now. Why is it every time an actress or model loses weight and gets fit, she gets some kind of flak for it? Amanda Seyfried, Alice Eve, and now apparently Zoe Saldana, are all to skinny now? Zoe Saldana does not look like a "twig", she looks amazingly beautiful, fit, and healthy. Since when is taking care of yourself and being fit and healthy a bad thing?
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7:09PM on 05/15/2013
It would have mattered if she looked physically imposing. I was not getting that vibe in the slightest (yes, I've read the books the movie was based on, but with living, breathing people playing the characters, they have to have at least a little heft behind them to make it even more believable.) And while yes, it was just a movie, I'm not saying in any way that she's not a good actress. I'm saying what looks good on screen and in magazine pictures looks unhealthy in real life. I love to hear
It would have mattered if she looked physically imposing. I was not getting that vibe in the slightest (yes, I've read the books the movie was based on, but with living, breathing people playing the characters, they have to have at least a little heft behind them to make it even more believable.) And while yes, it was just a movie, I'm not saying in any way that she's not a good actress. I'm saying what looks good on screen and in magazine pictures looks unhealthy in real life. I love to hear people call Kate Upton or Jennifer Lawrence or Mary Elizabeth Winstead "fat looking" in a movie because as JLaw said, "I'd rather look 'fat' on film and 'normal' in real life."
11:42PM on 05/14/2013
Love her.
Love her.
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1:38PM on 05/15/2013
Damn you Soloist for making it impossible to downvote you (this time)!
Damn you Soloist for making it impossible to downvote you (this time)!
7:55PM on 05/14/2013

MM'kayso

I like her as an actress. She can be really, really good when it's called for. But I hate that Hollywood was trying to make her into an action heroine. The scene where she fights Jeffrey Dean Morgan in THE LOSERS was laughable in the bad way. She looked like a twig on screen, can you imagine how skinny she looked in real life? Beating up JDM? Yeah, NO.

I want to go back to the days of Zoe looking like she did in DRUMLINE, when she was slim but had definition. Or THE TERMINAL. She was dead
I like her as an actress. She can be really, really good when it's called for. But I hate that Hollywood was trying to make her into an action heroine. The scene where she fights Jeffrey Dean Morgan in THE LOSERS was laughable in the bad way. She looked like a twig on screen, can you imagine how skinny she looked in real life? Beating up JDM? Yeah, NO.

I want to go back to the days of Zoe looking like she did in DRUMLINE, when she was slim but had definition. Or THE TERMINAL. She was dead sexy back then.
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7:16PM on 05/14/2013
Beam me up!
Beam me up!
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3:05PM on 05/14/2013

So beautiful.

Gods she is so freaking insanely good looking. Zoe Saldana has definitely become one of new favorite celebrity interests. I love these photos for Allure, and with Star Trek Into the Darkness coming out very soon, I hope these photos are just the first of many for her.
Gods she is so freaking insanely good looking. Zoe Saldana has definitely become one of new favorite celebrity interests. I love these photos for Allure, and with Star Trek Into the Darkness coming out very soon, I hope these photos are just the first of many for her.
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