I know I probably shouldn't be excited to see SUCKER PUNCH
. I know that the proper thing to do if I'm to be a respectable fangirl is act as if the movie is totally going to blow chunks and pretend that I'm irritated as f*ck that I'm forced by pop culture standards to plunk down money to see the latest Snyder eyegasm. But screw that nonsense. I haven't been excited to see much of anything at the theaters in the last 18 months or so and if this movie recaptures even a fraction of the rabid audience excitement that 300 generated back when I caught that flick, sitting in the front row and listening to the mouth-breathers guffaw hormonally over seeing Lena Headey stab Theron and declare herself to not be his queen, then so be it. It's got hot chicks, it's got splashy graphics and it's got loud noises and lots of weapons. If I didn't know better, I'd swear it was fondling my balls right now.
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