There has to be a market for them or at some point, the people behind the SCAR MOVIE 5 franchise, and I'm talking about the financial backers, not the people writing, making or starring in these flicks, would have decided to buy a clue instead. The movies are constantly knocked for being crappy and yet they're still around. Sorta like one of their stars, this week's Hot or Not pick.
I was too young to realize that "Remote Control," was the show that would kill the video music channel. It was bright, shiny and filled with reprehensibly raunchy funniness. (Many thanks to Ken Ober for being that game show host with the wry twinkle in his eye.) And I'm too old to have been in the demographic to which "The Hills" caters to. Audrina Patridge got her start on what was (or wasn't?) a reality show and has been popping up repeatedly ever since.
Like most of the stars of the "reality programming" on MTV, once Patridge went through her plastic surgery initiation, she was integrated into the annals (TWO Ns! TWO Ns!) of realitards who get to appear on all manner of supposed "celebrity" shows, including her stint on "Dancing with the Stars," and various other reality-based shows which used her a judge or participant to hopefully leak her fans over to their new programming.
The way that Patridge looks troubles me. I wonder what she would look like with less plasticity to her. I am distracted by her eyes, which always appear to be hovering in an upward drift. (I've seen other sites refer to Audrina as "Ceiling Eyes.") Would her body look all that great without the boobs and the spray tans and the waxings, pluckings, peelings and splashes of chemical additives? When you have to try too hard to look hot, doesn't that defeat the system of actually BEING hot?
What do you think of Audrina Patridge?