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Hot or Not: Audrina Patridge

Apr. 9, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

There has to be a market for them or at some point, the people behind the SCAR MOVIE 5 franchise, and I'm talking about the financial backers, not the people writing, making or starring in these flicks, would have decided to buy a clue instead. The movies are constantly knocked for being crappy and yet they're still around. Sorta like one of their stars, this week's Hot or Not pick.

Audrina Patridge

I was too young to realize that "Remote Control," was the show that would kill the video music channel. It was bright, shiny and filled with reprehensibly raunchy funniness. (Many thanks to Ken Ober for being that game show host with the wry twinkle in his eye.) And I'm too old to have been in the demographic to which "The Hills" caters to. Audrina Patridge got her start on what was (or wasn't?) a reality show and has been popping up repeatedly ever since.

Like most of the stars of the "reality programming" on MTV, once Patridge went through her plastic surgery initiation, she was integrated into the annals (TWO Ns! TWO Ns!) of realitards who get to appear on all manner of supposed "celebrity" shows, including her stint on "Dancing with the Stars," and various other reality-based shows which used her a judge or participant to hopefully leak her fans over to their new programming.

The way that Patridge looks troubles me. I wonder what she would look like with less plasticity to her. I am distracted by her eyes, which always appear to be hovering in an upward drift. (I've seen other sites refer to Audrina as "Ceiling Eyes.") Would her body look all that great without the boobs and the spray tans and the waxings, pluckings, peelings and splashes of chemical additives? When you have to try too hard to look hot, doesn't that defeat the system of actually BEING hot?

What do you think of Audrina Patridge?

Source: IMDB

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8:10PM on 07/28/2013
So Fuckin Hot
So Fuckin Hot
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12:13AM on 04/10/2013

Definitely...

Hot.
Hot.
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+7
11:42AM on 04/09/2013
Not even up for debate, ridiculous amounts of hot. Caliente, habenero, pace picante, she covers all brands.
Not even up for debate, ridiculous amounts of hot. Caliente, habenero, pace picante, she covers all brands.
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10:58AM on 04/09/2013
She's not really interesting , at all in fact , but she's definitely HOTT !
She's not really interesting , at all in fact , but she's definitely HOTT !
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10:38AM on 04/09/2013

Not

Everything about her seems fake like she's made of plastic.
Everything about her seems fake like she's made of plastic.
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9:51AM on 04/09/2013

She may not be interesting...

But yeah dude, shes definitely hot.
But yeah dude, shes definitely hot.
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6:05AM on 04/09/2013
She's extremely mediocre and uninteresting. It doesn't mean I have anything against her, but it doesn't mean I have anything for her either.
She's extremely mediocre and uninteresting. It doesn't mean I have anything against her, but it doesn't mean I have anything for her either.
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3:57AM on 04/09/2013

Definitely in my top 10

Her type is generally not my type. But for some reason. She works for me.
Her type is generally not my type. But for some reason. She works for me.
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3:31AM on 04/09/2013
she is ok, wouldn't throw her out of bed.
she is ok, wouldn't throw her out of bed.
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2:29AM on 04/09/2013
Looks good to me.
Looks good to me.
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