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Hot or Not: Beyonce

12.02.2008by: Cherry Liquor

So, if I'm up to speed, asking if Heather Graham was hot or not was a stupid question. Sometimes you've got to question the obvious. I will admit that there are some women out there whom I've been told by popular media to concede to their hotness without question and I've complied. But sometimes you've just got to ask. Because sometimes I really feel like I'm missing out on the hype.

Beyonce

With her starring in such Oscar hyped movies as CADILLAC RECORDS and DREAMGIRLS from a couple of years ago, we're all supposed to forget about the girl whose dad wanted her to be known as a mono-monikered singer and accept that she's now Beyonce Knowles, the actress. Ahem... when you can play something other than a singer, I might be apt to believe you, until then, you're a darker skinned Jessica Simpson.

Seriously, even Whitney Houston stepped out of the singer shoes when she went into acting. Beyonce's been a singer in all of the 6 movies that she's been in thus far. (In GOLDMEMBER, while I don't want to have to remember that, I know she was supposed to be a "spy" who could sing, but eh... same difference. And next year in 2009, she'll be doing the tortured wife of a wealthy and influential man in OBSESSED.) I'm also not all that big of a fan of her music, finding that the best of it comes from having a boyfriend (now husband) who created good musical hooks for it and not because she had all that great of a voice.

But the question isn't if she can or can't act and it's certainly not about the quality of her music. The question is whether or not Beyonce is a hot woman. Dressed up, photographed with the right amount of added Photoshop help, I might be apt to say yes. But when she's on the red carpet looking natural lately, I can't say that I would want to put my penis, should I ever grow one, in her.

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11:26PM on 03/06/2010
Meh. 4/10.
Meh. 4/10.
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3:37AM on 12/04/2008
Absolutely not!
Absolutely not!
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9:07PM on 12/03/2008
this is a tough call for one reason. her face is painfully dull. nothing stands out and i cannot say i would call her face anything higher than a 6-6.5, but other than that, her body is absolutely gorgeous and that in and of itself deserves a thumbs up.
this is a tough call for one reason. her face is painfully dull. nothing stands out and i cannot say i would call her face anything higher than a 6-6.5, but other than that, her body is absolutely gorgeous and that in and of itself deserves a thumbs up.
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2:29PM on 12/03/2008
its always a tough call with these hot or nots. because its hard to compare some of these woman fairly when you have that unbelievably hot picture of Scarlett in the top left corner. i always find myself comparing the woman in question with her.
in this case Beyonce has never done anything for me and she is no Scarlett. i think a lot of it has to do with her falling down the stairs. what a dufus.
its always a tough call with these hot or nots. because its hard to compare some of these woman fairly when you have that unbelievably hot picture of Scarlett in the top left corner. i always find myself comparing the woman in question with her.
in this case Beyonce has never done anything for me and she is no Scarlett. i think a lot of it has to do with her falling down the stairs. what a dufus.
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12:49PM on 12/03/2008
Imma have to go with cerealkiller. She has never made my weiner plump
Imma have to go with cerealkiller. She has never made my weiner plump
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11:02AM on 12/03/2008
Im gonna go no.

Theres just something about her. Shes to cookie cutter or something. I like my girls to have a little character.
Im gonna go no.

Theres just something about her. Shes to cookie cutter or something. I like my girls to have a little character.
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7:51AM on 12/03/2008

Yeah...

She's hot, but not as much so as we're supposed to believe.
She's hot, but not as much so as we're supposed to believe.
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1:55AM on 12/03/2008
Um... yeah, no. Not at all.
Um... yeah, no. Not at all.
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1:07AM on 12/03/2008
She overdoes the glamour aspect on stage, but I've seen her up close at Nets games and trust me, she's gorgeous.
She overdoes the glamour aspect on stage, but I've seen her up close at Nets games and trust me, she's gorgeous.
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11:52PM on 12/02/2008
hot
hot
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11:06PM on 12/02/2008
The question is not really would you bone her because let's be honest there hasn't been one person on this segment that anyone would turn down. I think Beyonce can be hot but is overrated. She does look like Helen of Troy compared to her sister though
The question is not really would you bone her because let's be honest there hasn't been one person on this segment that anyone would turn down. I think Beyonce can be hot but is overrated. She does look like Helen of Troy compared to her sister though
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10:47PM on 12/02/2008
nope. oh, and she missed a spot doing her underarm shaving in the third pic.
nope. oh, and she missed a spot doing her underarm shaving in the third pic.
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9:32PM on 12/02/2008
Hot Dog rating earned.

Firm one it will be.
Hot Dog rating earned.

Firm one it will be.
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9:25PM on 12/02/2008
You guys are nuts or gay. She's an "erect hot dog" all the way!
You guys are nuts or gay. She's an "erect hot dog" all the way!
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8:47PM on 12/02/2008
Where are the pictures of her best "ass"et?
Where are the pictures of her best "ass"et?
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7:50PM on 12/02/2008

nope

not my type. plus i'm really sick of her upgrade commercial. was sick of it about a year ago. did they really need to bring it back?
not my type. plus i'm really sick of her upgrade commercial. was sick of it about a year ago. did they really need to bring it back?
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7:06PM on 12/02/2008
I would have to agree that she is hot sometimes. Lately she hasn't been looking that great. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
I would have to agree that she is hot sometimes. Lately she hasn't been looking that great. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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7:04PM on 12/02/2008
For example: 1st pic? boner dog. next 2? nope.
For example: 1st pic? boner dog. next 2? nope.
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7:03PM on 12/02/2008
[link] I'd give her a 5. Soemetimes she's a definite "do" other times, not so much. That does not add up to a "Hot".
[link] I'd give her a 5. Soemetimes she's a definite "do" other times, not so much. That does not add up to a "Hot".
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6:40PM on 12/02/2008
another one who's career is meaningless to me, but would gladly bone anyway.
another one who's career is meaningless to me, but would gladly bone anyway.
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