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Hot or Not: Bradley Cooper

Nov. 20, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

From the smart minds of people that I admire, I've heard good things about SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK. People are even whispering that there's a possibility that its lead will get an Oscar nomination. I think, wow, she already had an Oscar nom, what's the big deal. Then I realize they're not talking about Jennifer Lawrence and I shudder to think. Because, you see, this week's Hot or Not is someone that just, well... I'll explain below.

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper might be well known from playing douchy dickheads but I have to tell you, it's most likely because he looks like exactly that. I know, I know, Hollywood loves the All-American boy-next-door look but let me tell you, every dude I've ever met who looks like Cooper doesn't conjure to mind "wholesome" in my head. It makes me think that he's a dipshit redneck in a suit who votes red and that just turns me cold instantaneously.

So, the acting. Being that I'm a big fan of the cult WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, yes, I know that Bradley was in it, perhaps gaining most of his acting notice from being around cooler, more hipster savvy names. For the record, I'm not a fan of WEDDING CRASHERS, even if it did have Rachel McAdams in it (the only reason why I checked it out since the Doughboy Vaughn dries me up like the Sahara) and found the first HANGOVER to be barely funny, mostly gross at best. I will give him credit only where I can (don't ask me to consider his television work, lest I remind you once again that I don't do much TV) and that's as Face in THE A-TEAM movie, seeing as how the character is an obnoxious, self-centered, conceited jackwad, he definitely nailed the acting and the looks there.

If I really need to bang me an All-American blue-eyed blonde man, give me Ryan Gosling any damn day of the week. He's handsome, has kind eyes, is a humanitarian and his acting range is wide the f*ck open. Bradley Cooper is a box full of ghost farts. (Packing peanuts, for those who aren't familiar with the other term.) He fills space and keeps the more important part afloat. If his popularity got SLP made, therefore creating another opportunity to drool over Jennifer Lawrence, then so be it. But as a woman, frankly, I don't do the "Oooooh... shiny!" thing for filler material.

What do you think of Bradley Cooper?

Extra Tidbit: I really hope I don't need to remind you that this is (American) Thanksgiving week and I have traditionally chosen to go the male route that week. For my diehards, you'll remember this. For any new people who think it's a chance to comment on "Why is it a dude???" Well... deal with it.
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1:50AM on 12/07/2012
I love you, Cherry, for not being stupid and buying into his hype. Finally, someone who agrees that he just looks too much like an arrogant prick to be the hero in movies.
I love you, Cherry, for not being stupid and buying into his hype. Finally, someone who agrees that he just looks too much like an arrogant prick to be the hero in movies.
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11:28AM on 11/21/2012

His hotness!

I am sooo in love with Bradley Cooper. He definitely has some label because of he being good looking, and also when he won "The Sexiest Man Alive" by this magazine, there where thousand of fans of Gosling protesting, so it is kind of funny that you are mentioning Gosling (Who I adore as well). With this new movie SLP I am sure he is showing the world that he indeed is a good actor, on the other hand, he is also a great guy, very patient and definitely not a douche bag or an a.... like many
I am sooo in love with Bradley Cooper. He definitely has some label because of he being good looking, and also when he won "The Sexiest Man Alive" by this magazine, there where thousand of fans of Gosling protesting, so it is kind of funny that you are mentioning Gosling (Who I adore as well). With this new movie SLP I am sure he is showing the world that he indeed is a good actor, on the other hand, he is also a great guy, very patient and definitely not a douche bag or an a.... like many people (not you of course) use to think.
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11:16AM on 11/21/2012

"I found Hangover to be barely funny..."

You just prove more and more why you have the most useless opinions on this site.
You just prove more and more why you have the most useless opinions on this site.
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10:06AM on 11/21/2012

His hotness!

I am sooo in love with Bradley Cooper. He definitely has some label because of he being good looking, and also when he won "The Sexiest Man Alive" by this magazine, there where thousand of fans of Gosling protesting, so it is kind of funny that you are mentioning Gosling (Who I adore as well). With this new movie SLP I am sure he is showing the world that he indeed is a good actor, on the other hand, he is also a great guy, very patient and definitely not a douche bag or an a.... like many
I am sooo in love with Bradley Cooper. He definitely has some label because of he being good looking, and also when he won "The Sexiest Man Alive" by this magazine, there where thousand of fans of Gosling protesting, so it is kind of funny that you are mentioning Gosling (Who I adore as well). With this new movie SLP I am sure he is showing the world that he indeed is a good actor, on the other hand, he is also a great guy, very patient and definitely not a douche bag or an a.... like many people (not you of course) use to think.
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10:22PM on 11/20/2012

Neh...

I agree with you, Cherry. If I'm going to bang a pretty boy, I'm Team Gosling all the way. Bradley Cooper looks like a [link] who still gets a great time out of harassing the peons. Also, as an actor, none of his work really stands out to me.
I agree with you, Cherry. If I'm going to bang a pretty boy, I'm Team Gosling all the way. Bradley Cooper looks like a [link] who still gets a great time out of harassing the peons. Also, as an actor, none of his work really stands out to me.
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1:04AM on 11/21/2012
I do not know why frat boy turned business man was made into a link. o.O
I do not know why frat boy turned business man was made into a link. o.O
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9:20PM on 11/20/2012
He's a good looking gentleman.
He's a good looking gentleman.
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9:11PM on 11/20/2012
He is pretty damn good looking, plus the man has chops, gotta respect that.
He is pretty damn good looking, plus the man has chops, gotta respect that.
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12:43PM on 11/20/2012
Put me down for yes
Put me down for yes
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10:01AM on 11/21/2012
^ I love you.
^ I love you.
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11:51AM on 11/20/2012

Well,

I think he's nice to look at sure, but not really hot to me at all. Too pretty for my taste. I like him though, just that he does nothing for me.
I think he's nice to look at sure, but not really hot to me at all. Too pretty for my taste. I like him though, just that he does nothing for me.
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11:09AM on 11/20/2012
The kind of guy that woud steal all my karma on redditt and probably prevent me from getting laid ever again if we were "besties" !!

And he speaks french too

[link] It's a french interview just before the release of Limitless btw

As a frenchies , he got a France's french accent and some bad sentencing but it pretty fluent and i can easily understand what he says..

If i was a movie hero , i'd be the main character in Hot Dog : The Movie ( i'm a great skier ;) ) and Bradley Cooper
The kind of guy that woud steal all my karma on redditt and probably prevent me from getting laid ever again if we were "besties" !!

And he speaks french too

[link] It's a french interview just before the release of Limitless btw

As a frenchies , he got a France's french accent and some bad sentencing but it pretty fluent and i can easily understand what he says..

If i was a movie hero , i'd be the main character in Hot Dog : The Movie ( i'm a great skier ;) ) and Bradley Cooper would be the german boyfriend ( he got that role right in The Wedding Crashers .... damn it Bradley .... can't you do anything wrong ? )

If we can have our eye candy , why wouldn't the girls be able to ?

And even his sheet record as an actor is solid so far : Comedy . Action , Drama , Horror , Thriller. That's pretty diverse.

I wish I'll never meet you .... so if you have a threesome someday , don't ask Bradley to join ... you'll regret it !!!

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10:54AM on 11/20/2012
Bradley's a good lookin' lad , and combined with a tolerable personality and actual talent , sure the dude is Hott .
Bradley's a good lookin' lad , and combined with a tolerable personality and actual talent , sure the dude is Hott .
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10:31AM on 11/20/2012

The ladies

There are ladies that watch movies and therefore we have this. No worries, the ladies have to put up with T&A drooling all the time. The man has a really good track record of hotties of his own. Props.
There are ladies that watch movies and therefore we have this. No worries, the ladies have to put up with T&A drooling all the time. The man has a really good track record of hotties of his own. Props.
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7:53AM on 11/20/2012
Bradley is definitely in my top list of guys I'd rather look like than myself
Bradley is definitely in my top list of guys I'd rather look like than myself
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7:09AM on 11/20/2012

Hot.

I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to say that Bradley Cooper is one good-looking man.
I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to say that Bradley Cooper is one good-looking man.
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