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Hot or Not: Chelsea Handler

Feb. 14, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

The one thing that this week's Hot or Not featured lady has never been accused of is being a tease. The movie she's in, THIS MEANS WAR, however, is completely a cock tease. That being, there's only going to be a handful of places which will have a single special showing of the flick on Valentine's Day before going wide on Friday the 17th, after they'd advertised the movie's opening date as the 14th. I do not want to have to wrestle down middle-aged cat ladies who've gotten babysitters for their feline brood in order to watch this movie on my dateless Valentine's Day. But I'll take those bitches down if I have to.

Chelsea Handler

I can't remember what it was exactly that took Chelsea Handler from being this semi-funny stand-up to a late-night talk show host to one of the most sought after people in the What White Women Go Crazy For world. With the popularity of "Chelsea Lately" bringing in big stars, most of whom noted feeling comfortable on the small set and charmed by Chelsea's invasive and un-PC questioning (She once referred to Mayim Bialik as a "Super Jew"), not to mention the line of revealing self-inspired memoirs she's written, Handler has gone from an earned obscurity to a comfy place of hustled fame. Which I totally admire her for.

Gaining the highest ratings for an MTV VMA show in nearly 10 years (and doing it as one of the few female hosts the network has hired) helped get Chelsea even more attention. By the time the dust had settled, there was a book being released that she didn't even have to write, a collection of stories about her that friends had written but that the dipshit public bought thinking it was more of Chelsea. Her brand power had definitely proven itself right there.

Now appearing in more movies, starting a TV series based on her memoirs where she plays her sister and Laura Prepon from "That's '70's Show" fame plays Chelsea, and netting photoshoots with everyone from Playboy to Shape to Redbook magazines, I have to wonder if Chelsea is the face only Photoshop could love. Sure, she looks great when they doll her up, but for someone who's barely 36-years old, she definitely looks like a well worked in couch when not computer enhanced. Consider this: Chelsea's senior yearbook picture. Hot? In a sense, I say yes. She's savvy, hard-working and unapologetic about who she is/was. Looks wise, I'm just not that into her.

What do you think of Chelsea Handler?

Source: IMDB
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2:54AM on 02/14/2012
NOT.

I effing hate this woman.
NOT.

I effing hate this woman.
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3:05AM on 02/14/2012
no, she's not hot. i'd say pretty average.
no, she's not hot. i'd say pretty average.
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3:29AM on 02/14/2012
Sorry but she is definitely hot.
Sorry but she is definitely hot.
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6:03AM on 02/14/2012

no

She is not attractive and her comedy is lame. She tries too hard to be controversial.
She is not attractive and her comedy is lame. She tries too hard to be controversial.
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6:09AM on 02/14/2012

She's not hot

No, she's a ho. Pure and simple. When you're plucked from obscurity, get your own show because you shtup the head of programming from a major media corporation that's not skill, impressive, but not a skill. Neither is drinking yourself to the point of looking like a burlap sack. Just because she works out doesn't make her hot if so Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Griffin would be here every week.
No, she's a ho. Pure and simple. When you're plucked from obscurity, get your own show because you shtup the head of programming from a major media corporation that's not skill, impressive, but not a skill. Neither is drinking yourself to the point of looking like a burlap sack. Just because she works out doesn't make her hot if so Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Griffin would be here every week.
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7:42AM on 02/14/2012

not

at all
at all
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9:15AM on 02/14/2012
Not............not at all
Not............not at all
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9:21AM on 02/14/2012
Nope
Nope
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9:53AM on 02/14/2012

Hott

I like her personality, and it makes her hot
I like her personality, and it makes her hot
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10:36AM on 02/14/2012

Nawwww

..now if she was in my bed naked (after seeing that 3rd pic).... But since this is Hot or Not, got to go with Not.
..now if she was in my bed naked (after seeing that 3rd pic).... But since this is Hot or Not, got to go with Not.
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11:01AM on 02/14/2012
I think she's pretty and I'm quite surprised she's getting so many nots when Anna Paquin or people like her get a high % yeses. Whatever I guess.
I think she's pretty and I'm quite surprised she's getting so many nots when Anna Paquin or people like her get a high % yeses. Whatever I guess.
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11:07AM on 02/14/2012
Nope. Not hot.
Nope. Not hot.
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12:18PM on 02/14/2012
Not even warm. Looks wise she is average, but everything else is BELOW average.
Not even warm. Looks wise she is average, but everything else is BELOW average.
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12:28PM on 02/14/2012
She isn't Hollywood A-list best of the best hot, but she has a certain Elizabeth Banks with a drinking problem charm to her.
She isn't Hollywood A-list best of the best hot, but she has a certain Elizabeth Banks with a drinking problem charm to her.
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12:54PM on 02/14/2012
Bitch looks like Beavis. I like that booty shot though!
Bitch looks like Beavis. I like that booty shot though!
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1:33PM on 02/14/2012
not hot.
not funny.
not hot.
not funny.
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3:26PM on 02/14/2012
Meh, not that into her, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't bend her over and bang the shit out of her either.
Meh, not that into her, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't bend her over and bang the shit out of her either.
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3:41PM on 02/14/2012

Not

She is AT BEST average looking. I've given Chelsea Lately a fair shot but what I found out was she's not that funny, she's annoying, and she laughs at all her own jokes. Plus the commercials for that sitcom she now does proved she's really not much of an actress either.
She is AT BEST average looking. I've given Chelsea Lately a fair shot but what I found out was she's not that funny, she's annoying, and she laughs at all her own jokes. Plus the commercials for that sitcom she now does proved she's really not much of an actress either.
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4:21PM on 02/14/2012
She's like the female Carlos Mencia, only way less attractive.
She's like the female Carlos Mencia, only way less attractive.
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4:52PM on 02/14/2012

Not

She's funny but I've heard funnier, and she's pretty average looking.
She's funny but I've heard funnier, and she's pretty average looking.
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5:22PM on 02/14/2012
She CAN be hot.. but it is like that chick from Seinfeld that looked good in the right light. Her downfall is the fact that she is severely untalented and not funny at all. I also can't stand people that are at a certain age and still think they are in a college sorority. All she ever talks about is having massive parties and getting wasted and fucked, and she is pushing 40. She annoys the ever loving shit out of me. But, if she came up to me and said "hey, let's bang" I'd double bag it and do
She CAN be hot.. but it is like that chick from Seinfeld that looked good in the right light. Her downfall is the fact that she is severely untalented and not funny at all. I also can't stand people that are at a certain age and still think they are in a college sorority. All she ever talks about is having massive parties and getting wasted and fucked, and she is pushing 40. She annoys the ever loving shit out of me. But, if she came up to me and said "hey, let's bang" I'd double bag it and do it to it!
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6:31PM on 02/14/2012

no thanks

No, sir, I don't like it.
No, sir, I don't like it.
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7:33PM on 02/14/2012
Kind of looks like Vanna White on meth. But she's still sexy.
Kind of looks like Vanna White on meth. But she's still sexy.
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8:34PM on 02/14/2012
Oh, not. Not at all.
Oh, not. Not at all.
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3:16AM on 02/15/2012

Not

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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3:22AM on 02/15/2012

Negative.

She's an unfunny, unattractive slag. She annoys the piss out of me, and I'm tired of her "cool, fun, drunk, cougar slut" persona. She's literally one of the few celebrities I truly despise.
She's an unfunny, unattractive slag. She annoys the piss out of me, and I'm tired of her "cool, fun, drunk, cougar slut" persona. She's literally one of the few celebrities I truly despise.
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11:58AM on 02/15/2012

PSA for Drinking

I was surprised to learn she's only 36?! WTF. I thought she was at least ten years older...and not in "she comes off more mature" kind of way. She looks almost fifty. Sorry. It just blew my mind how young she is compared to how she looks. Yowzaa
I was surprised to learn she's only 36?! WTF. I thought she was at least ten years older...and not in "she comes off more mature" kind of way. She looks almost fifty. Sorry. It just blew my mind how young she is compared to how she looks. Yowzaa
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7:42PM on 11/14/2012
She is def hot and could be a wild fun chick, but she does come with a bit of an ego, she could be a small problem.
She is def hot and could be a wild fun chick, but she does come with a bit of an ego, she could be a small problem.
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