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Hot or Not: Christina Aguilera

Nov. 23, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

My mom is a teacher. The long running joke amongst her and her teacher friends was the old gag, "If you can, do. If you can't, teach. If you can't teach, administrate." And so on. I'm applying that logic to this week's Hot or Not selection mainly because it's a case of "Well, she can sing. Let's see if she can act." Maybe the people behind BURLESQUE weren't even thinking that. Maybe it was just a gag to get her to sing on camera and meld it into something other than an animated fish. But her hotness can definitely come into question.

Christina Aguilera

I grew up in an area where the earliest incarnation of Christina Aguilera was the one that all the guys in my neighborhood wanted to f*ck; a girl who clearly wasn't holding out but at the same time looked clean enough to be considered a respectable bragging right. When selling her image, this is what the music industry decided to push. Aguilera sang about how rubbing her the right way would turn her into your wish granter. She had a big voice in that petite body, the one with the promises of a magical happy ending.

In later years we got the more serious Christina. That is, I'm choosing to overlook the skanky foray, that period of time when she wanted to distance herself from any of the vague remnants of her Disney past, renaming herself Xtina (although I still think that's fairly clever) and piercing any body part that wasn't nailed down. She had the multi-colored hair, the low-slung pants and the feud with Eminem. Still, it's about the time that she dyed her hair darker, gained some meat to her Latina frame and sang with a vicious undertone that got me to stop feeling guilty that I knew all that lyrics to "What a Girl Wants."

She gets married to the ugly guy, has his kid, finds a normal life, ditches it just long enough to get into hot water for partying on the married date nights, gains and loses weight, returns to vamping it up in a more classic style and then starts over from scratch by doing a movie and announcing a divorce. As the rumours grind away over her purported bisexuality during the whispered about open marriage, it seems that the Dirrrty girl might not have taken time shaving her head and swinging umbrellas at cars, but she clearly hasn't stopped trying to get everyone's attention the hard-on way. Myself, well... I like it.

What do you think of Christina Aguilera?

Source: IMDB

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9:12PM on 11/30/2010
She has that trashy slut look. Would not marry her but totally bonen her.
She has that trashy slut look. Would not marry her but totally bonen her.
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5:08PM on 11/30/2010
Without question Christina Aguilera is hot. I like her "classic look" more then I did before...although her dyed hair "bad ass" look didnt do her justice. IF her personal/celebrity life takes a turn for the worse, I would question her hot status.
Without question Christina Aguilera is hot. I like her "classic look" more then I did before...although her dyed hair "bad ass" look didnt do her justice. IF her personal/celebrity life takes a turn for the worse, I would question her hot status.
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1:20PM on 11/28/2010

Totally Hot

I have always liked her, defiantly HOT
I have always liked her, defiantly HOT
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11:33PM on 11/26/2010

Stunning

Uhhhhh... DUH!
Uhhhhh... DUH!
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11:03PM on 11/25/2010
i think she's been hot since the beginning
i think she's been hot since the beginning
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10:26PM on 11/25/2010
Back in the day.
Back in the day.
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12:07PM on 11/25/2010
She used to be cute (look at that 1st pic), but she hasn't aged well.
She used to be cute (look at that 1st pic), but she hasn't aged well.
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12:00AM on 11/25/2010
Absolutely hot. Such a great body for such a petite frame.
Absolutely hot. Such a great body for such a petite frame.
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12:00AM on 11/25/2010
Absolutely hot. Such a great body for such a petite frame.
Absolutely hot. Such a great body for such a petite frame.
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10:38PM on 11/24/2010

Not

Trailer trash with money is all she is. She was hideous on Conan the other night. Say what you want, she is not hot.
Trailer trash with money is all she is. She was hideous on Conan the other night. Say what you want, she is not hot.
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9:57PM on 11/24/2010

Man, Is There A Need To Ask?

She's smoking hot and was truly blessed by the tittie fairy while pregnant. Has great tits now and I find her very attractive.
She's smoking hot and was truly blessed by the tittie fairy while pregnant. Has great tits now and I find her very attractive.
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8:42AM on 11/24/2010

I'm a little offended

As hot as they come IMO.
As hot as they come IMO.
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11:43PM on 11/23/2010
Of course she's hot!
Of course she's hot!
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8:50PM on 11/23/2010
Hot, but her music is the Ballsweat of Satan IMO.
Hot, but her music is the Ballsweat of Satan IMO.
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8:29PM on 11/23/2010
I'll say HOT based mainly on the 3 pics posted. She looks amazing in all 3.
I'll say HOT based mainly on the 3 pics posted. She looks amazing in all 3.
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6:58PM on 11/23/2010

HOT HOT HOT

one of my all-time favs. petite with HUGE cans, pretty face, and dirty dirty dirty
one of my all-time favs. petite with HUGE cans, pretty face, and dirty dirty dirty
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5:51PM on 11/23/2010
Hot
Hot
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5:48PM on 11/23/2010

OMFG!!!!

I fucking love her!!!! Always have and always will. She is so hot. I would eat her trash.
I fucking love her!!!! Always have and always will. She is so hot. I would eat her trash.
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4:55PM on 11/23/2010
not even a discussion. she's fucking hot.
not even a discussion. she's fucking hot.
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4:43PM on 11/23/2010
Don't think shes attractive, Too trashy/cheap looking for my taste...
Don't think shes attractive, Too trashy/cheap looking for my taste...
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2:24PM on 11/23/2010

Amaziong CANS!

I'd have to hit it and yes something hot about her skanky a$$!
I'd have to hit it and yes something hot about her skanky a$$!
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8:20PM on 11/23/2010
Too bad they're fake. : P
Too bad they're fake. : P
1:59PM on 11/23/2010
I don't think I've ever heard one of her songs, which is probably a blessing. She does ooze sexuality, though. I'd be game.
I don't think I've ever heard one of her songs, which is probably a blessing. She does ooze sexuality, though. I'd be game.
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6:58PM on 11/23/2010
Yeah, consider yourself lucky you haven't heard any of her songs. She doesn't sing so much as she does 'vocally masturbate.' : ?
Yeah, consider yourself lucky you haven't heard any of her songs. She doesn't sing so much as she does 'vocally masturbate.' : ?
1:00PM on 11/23/2010
SMOKING HOT!!
Have had a crush on her from the beginning. But I'm in the age group that her and britney came out the same time i started to..Ahem.. explore myself on a regular basis. So her and Britney will always have a soft spot in my heart ha ha
SMOKING HOT!!
Have had a crush on her from the beginning. But I'm in the age group that her and britney came out the same time i started to..Ahem.. explore myself on a regular basis. So her and Britney will always have a soft spot in my heart ha ha
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12:49PM on 11/23/2010

HOT

I've always been a fan.
I've always been a fan.
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12:07PM on 11/23/2010
She can be extremely HOT under the right conditions! The posed pics you've chosen to show us meet all of the right conditions to make her look HOT AS HELL! However, I've seen a few "candid" shots and live appearances that make me question whether she's a true hottie all of the time...or just made up to look like one. Granted, I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers on her worst looking day.
She can be extremely HOT under the right conditions! The posed pics you've chosen to show us meet all of the right conditions to make her look HOT AS HELL! However, I've seen a few "candid" shots and live appearances that make me question whether she's a true hottie all of the time...or just made up to look like one. Granted, I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers on her worst looking day.
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11:57AM on 11/23/2010
I'd do her.
I'd do her.
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11:53AM on 11/23/2010

HOT. HOT. HOT.

SHE IS SO HOT!!!!
SHE IS SO HOT!!!!
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11:21AM on 11/23/2010

HOT

Yep!
Yep!
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11:19AM on 11/23/2010

HOT

totally hot.
totally hot.
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10:28AM on 11/23/2010
Hot
Hot
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10:10AM on 11/23/2010

Under the right lighting, yes.

Those pictures posted are the exception. Watched her on Conan last night and thought to myself, wow, Cyndi Lauper is looking good.
Those pictures posted are the exception. Watched her on Conan last night and thought to myself, wow, Cyndi Lauper is looking good.
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10:11AM on 11/23/2010
sorry, exception.
sorry, exception.
11:23AM on 11/23/2010
Your comment is fag an retarded !
Your comment is fag an retarded !
9:03AM on 11/23/2010
i think she's neat
i think she's neat
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8:42AM on 11/23/2010
Large head, fake breasts, bombastic singing voice... sorry. The only thing she has going for her is that she has slightly more brains than either Britney or Jessica. SLIGHTLY. : P
Large head, fake breasts, bombastic singing voice... sorry. The only thing she has going for her is that she has slightly more brains than either Britney or Jessica. SLIGHTLY. : P
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9:58AM on 11/23/2010
You really think her voice is a bad point? WOW.
Yeah, she can't sing for shit. Never hits a note.
You really think her voice is a bad point? WOW.
Yeah, she can't sing for shit. Never hits a note.
11:25AM on 11/23/2010
Guay and retarded !
Guay and retarded !
6:48PM on 11/23/2010
Look up 'bombastic' in the dictionary, miguel -- it's got nothing to do with not being able to sing.
Look up 'bombastic' in the dictionary, miguel -- it's got nothing to do with not being able to sing.
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8:07AM on 11/23/2010

freakulera

does not one thing for me
does not one thing for me
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11:24AM on 11/23/2010
Guay and retarded !
Guay and retarded !
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7:21AM on 11/23/2010

meh

Kinda starting to look like a mom, not a milf.
Kinda starting to look like a mom, not a milf.
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6:53AM on 11/23/2010
Didn't really like her when first appeared on the scene but she is smoking hot now. MILF!!!
Didn't really like her when first appeared on the scene but she is smoking hot now. MILF!!!
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6:33AM on 11/23/2010

INSANELY HOT!

blonde, brunette, whatever... she oozes hotness.
blonde, brunette, whatever... she oozes hotness.
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5:53AM on 11/23/2010
Absolutely hot. The first two pictures are proof of that
Absolutely hot. The first two pictures are proof of that
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6:55AM on 11/23/2010
I see what you did there! Agreed!
I see what you did there! Agreed!
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5:38AM on 11/23/2010
I can't stand her on any level.
I can't stand her on any level.
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4:57AM on 11/23/2010
Absolutely hot. That last picture is proof of that!
Absolutely hot. That last picture is proof of that!
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4:51AM on 11/23/2010
OMG the things I would do to this woman!
OMG the things I would do to this woman!
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4:25AM on 11/23/2010
Of course she's hot. For me she has always been hotter than Spears or Simpson.
Of course she's hot. For me she has always been hotter than Spears or Simpson.
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5:55AM on 11/23/2010
Spears, Simpson and Aguilera. The trifecta of blond hotness. Are any of them natural blonds?
Spears, Simpson and Aguilera. The trifecta of blond hotness. Are any of them natural blonds?
3:33AM on 11/23/2010
Hotter than the sun on the 4th of July.
Hotter than the sun on the 4th of July.
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2:41AM on 11/23/2010
This girl is White hot! I'd sell my soul to the devil himself for one night with Xtina! Smokin'!
This girl is White hot! I'd sell my soul to the devil himself for one night with Xtina! Smokin'!
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2:36AM on 11/23/2010
Id like to bang those Fun bags for sure
Id like to bang those Fun bags for sure
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2:30AM on 11/23/2010
I'd say HOT, but she never picks a look to stay on.
I'd say HOT, but she never picks a look to stay on.
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