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Hot or Not: Eva Longoria

Sep. 16, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Last week, I asked the rhetorical question of whether or not Diane Lane was hot. Why'd I ask? Because sometimes things are so good, we take them for granted and need to reinstate their factuality (not a word, but I like it, so deal) by having everyone state the obvious. Chris Rock said it best: Women need food, water and compliments. Even Diane Lane needs to hear how hot she is on a regular basis. Now, this week might be different. In fact, for me it's VERY different.

Eva Longoria

You can go ahead and throw the "Parker" in there if you deem fit. I suppose I should as well, since that's what she's legally referring to herself as these days. But I honestly didn't know Eva from Adam until my annoying co-workers went apeshit for "Desperate Housewives." Seen on a couple of episodes of some day time soaps and the failed attempt to recreate the show "Dragnet," Longoria was considered the "bargain" of the casting in her now cornerstone show.

Since making the rounds as Gabriela, Eva's gotten slightly more attention than in the past, making shitty movies like OVER HER DEAD BODY and CARLITA'S SECRET and getting a chance to tack herself onto movies with bigger names, like THE SENTINEL. For 2008, she's coming back to the role that made her, carrying some extra weight that she denies has to do with a possible pregnancy, as well as lending her voice to an animated feature called FOODFIGHT! with Charlie Sheen (that's too easy to even make a joke at) and a comedy called LOWER LEARNING co-starring Jason Biggs (that's an even easier joke).

Here's the thing, though. I could care less if a chick had done a bunch of shitty movies and television shows if she was an out-and-out babe in my opinion. Hell, most of the chicks that do it for me garner that "Huh?" look from people when I mention their names. So it isn't that I hate on Longoria for being a sub-par actress with poor credits. It's that I'm just not into her. She can dress well, she can smile pretty, but that's about all that I see. If I'm missing something, please fill me in here.

Eva Long-Park.... hot or not?

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6:12PM on 09/17/2008
Hot, But Overrated.
Hot, But Overrated.
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3:15PM on 09/17/2008
She's hot just no where near the top of the list
She's hot just no where near the top of the list
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2:09PM on 09/17/2008
Hot body, face eh===>

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Hot body, face eh===>

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7:25AM on 09/17/2008

So-so...

Eva's certainly not hard on the eyes, but as a San Antonio resident, I can tell you that her look is a dime a dozen here. Granted, I harbor a soft spot for Hispanic women, but this Corpus Christi girl is, well... a slightly above average-looking chica in this area of the country.
Eva's certainly not hard on the eyes, but as a San Antonio resident, I can tell you that her look is a dime a dozen here. Granted, I harbor a soft spot for Hispanic women, but this Corpus Christi girl is, well... a slightly above average-looking chica in this area of the country.
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7:17PM on 09/16/2008
she's physically attractive and she has a nice face, but she's a drop in the pan. a face in a crowd of reasonably hot Hollywood women.

but she's still attractive, so she gets a stiff dog.
she's physically attractive and she has a nice face, but she's a drop in the pan. a face in a crowd of reasonably hot Hollywood women.

but she's still attractive, so she gets a stiff dog.
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5:33PM on 09/16/2008
Hot but i also have seen her in person and she is so short but looked very good with minimal makeup.
Hot but i also have seen her in person and she is so short but looked very good with minimal makeup.
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5:24PM on 09/16/2008
She's terrible. Just awful.
She's terrible. Just awful.
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4:07PM on 09/16/2008
Not hot.
She's too skinny, a crappy actress, and annoying as hell. That's a pretty bad combination.
Not hot.
She's too skinny, a crappy actress, and annoying as hell. That's a pretty bad combination.
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3:31PM on 09/16/2008
Hot.
Hot.
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3:21PM on 09/16/2008

Eh

She's definately attractive, but I honestly dont see whats so amazingly hot about her.
She's definately attractive, but I honestly dont see whats so amazingly hot about her.
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2:43PM on 09/16/2008
no, no, no. she is borderline midget or dwarf. i think the cut off is 4' - 11". kind of like Shakira. you cant be hot if your a midget.
no, no, no. she is borderline midget or dwarf. i think the cut off is 4' - 11". kind of like Shakira. you cant be hot if your a midget.
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12:44PM on 09/16/2008
I dont see how Tony Parker does it! Either he's really in love or he's a better actor than she is
I dont see how Tony Parker does it! Either he's really in love or he's a better actor than she is
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12:04PM on 09/16/2008
Cute but not hott.
Esp in person.
Cute but not hott.
Esp in person.
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10:50AM on 09/16/2008
I gotta admit, when all the hoopla was swirlin around about her when Desperate Houswives was just starting, I got caught up in it. I defended her back to back win as Maxim's main hottie two years in a row. And I didnt even like Desperate Houswives.

Years later, I really dont care much about her anymore. Housewives NEVER did it for me, and.......uh.....what else has she been in?

But here's the thing, she is so god dang sexy sometimes (tight bod, great face, latina 'tude...which is sexy
I gotta admit, when all the hoopla was swirlin around about her when Desperate Houswives was just starting, I got caught up in it. I defended her back to back win as Maxim's main hottie two years in a row. And I didnt even like Desperate Houswives.

Years later, I really dont care much about her anymore. Housewives NEVER did it for me, and.......uh.....what else has she been in?

But here's the thing, she is so god dang sexy sometimes (tight bod, great face, latina 'tude...which is sexy sometimes), that she has so much potential to jump back into my top hotties I have to vote Hot.

I hope someday she's in something really great though so I dont feel I defend her with just her looks. I'd like to say she's in SOMETHING I enjoy....other than mens magazines.
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10:47AM on 09/16/2008
I really, really loathe her. So even if she was the hottest person alive, which she's not, she still wouldn't register as hot.

As Amy Poheler said, "Boner Shrinker."
I really, really loathe her. So even if she was the hottest person alive, which she's not, she still wouldn't register as hot.

As Amy Poheler said, "Boner Shrinker."
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