Last week, I asked the rhetorical question of whether or not Diane Lane
was hot. Why'd I ask? Because sometimes things are so good, we take them for granted and need to reinstate their factuality (not a word, but I like it, so deal) by having everyone state the obvious. Chris Rock said it best: Women need food, water and compliments. Even Diane Lane needs to hear how hot she is on a regular basis. Now, this week might be different. In fact, for me it's VERY different.
You can go ahead and throw the "Parker" in there if you deem fit. I suppose I should as well, since that's what she's legally referring to herself as these days. But I honestly didn't know Eva from Adam until my annoying co-workers went apeshit for "Desperate Housewives." Seen on a couple of episodes of some day time soaps and the failed attempt to recreate the show "Dragnet," Longoria was considered the "bargain" of the casting in her now cornerstone show.
Since making the rounds as Gabriela, Eva's gotten slightly more attention than in the past, making shitty movies like OVER HER DEAD BODY and CARLITA'S SECRET and getting a chance to tack herself onto movies with bigger names, like THE SENTINEL. For 2008, she's coming back to the role that made her, carrying some extra weight that she denies has to do with a possible pregnancy, as well as lending her voice to an animated feature called FOODFIGHT! with Charlie Sheen (that's too easy to even make a joke at) and a comedy called LOWER LEARNING co-starring Jason Biggs (that's an even easier joke).
Here's the thing, though. I could care less if a chick had done a bunch of shitty movies and television shows if she was an out-and-out babe in my opinion. Hell, most of the chicks that do it for me garner that "Huh?" look from people when I mention their names. So it isn't that I hate on Longoria for being a sub-par actress with poor credits. It's that I'm just not into her. She can dress well, she can smile pretty, but that's about all that I see. If I'm missing something, please fill me in here.
Eva Long-Park.... hot or not?