I was confident that the return rate policy on Rosario Dawson would leave all customers in the Hot & Happy category. There was but one brave soul who simply stated that she wasn't the preferred type but didn't necessarily deny the hottie package. With SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR tanking bigger than HERCULES did this summer, it's time to move on to the next hottest popularity contest because while we are all Groot, we can't all agree on this chick.
It took me some time to catch onto Iggy on a name basis - she was really only that big bottomed girl that I kept seeing in the gossip columns until I went searching out who the hell she was and why I kept seeing her pop up. I might be a fan of pop music but the pop-girl-rap thing ended for me somewhere back in the days of Gillette. That'll be a flashback name for those of you who can be bothered to remember back that far.
Searching out her music only surprised me when I discovered the depth of her voice. I wasn't expecting a vocal performance that sounded scrubbed with a Brillo pad. It did strike me as amusing that she chose to associate her song "Fancy" with CLUELESS, though. While I honestly think that Azalea has a beautiful face, it reminds me of the kind of beauty that I associate with Alicia Silverstone - one that only excels in youth and rapidly cruises downhill with age.
While I find Iggy to be pretty from the neck up, I don't understand the body. If it's true that she had some kind of plastic surgery to create those famously huge hips of hers, I question why there was no money involved in improving her tiny titties. I'm not into asses but her rear and legs have such little muscle tone to them that I fail to be impressed. Sure, it's nice to see a woman in the industry with a body type that goes against standard, but it doesn't mean that I have to find it hot.
What do you think of Iggy Azalea?