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Hot or Not: Jennifer Carpenter

Mar. 13, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

Is anyone else as tickled as I am over the AMC ads for the return of "Mad Men," where they spoof the ones that the channel shows for "The Walking Dead"? Of course, I'm probably one of the only people who still thinks that Nic Cage is a box office draw, even if it's with January Jones by his side. Add in some Guy Pearce and this week's Hot or Not babe and you have me considering SEEKING JUSTICE as the only way I feel better about that other "cop" movie coming out this week.

Jennifer Carpenter

I think I may have mentioned a few thousand times that one of my biggest, most favoritest guilty pleasures, cinematically, is WHITE CHICKS. That's the movie where Jennifer Carpenter first burst into existence in my view, getting laughs out of me as she overdramatized her purported weight issues in the dressing room with a befuddled Wayans brother trying desperately to escape.

Television turned out to be Jennifer's best friend when she was introduced as the character of Deb on "Dexter," the foul-mouthed sister of the serial killer (who just so happened to marry that very co-star, Michael C. Hall, whom she recently divorced in 2011 amid rumours that he was hooking up with Julia Stiles). Combine this role with her mouth-dropping physical performance in THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE and you have a woman who can most certainly act, even if the camera doesn't really love her all that much when she does it.

That's what gets me about Carpenter. She looks incredible in pictures. She dresses up well and has all of the right features, save for being so skinny that it makes me concerned about her physical well-being. She is, when you look at these pics, absolutely gorgeous. This does NOT translate into what she looks like in motion. All angles and long-limbed gangliness make it hard to see her as a babe on screen, even if she's a talented actress. I want to say she's beautiful and I can say that with conviction. But she just isn't my hotness cup of tea.

What do you think of Jennifer Carpenter?

Source: IMDB

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4:30AM on 03/13/2012

Hot

With more hamburgers, she's magic, man.
With more hamburgers, she's magic, man.
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6:20AM on 03/13/2012
BEYOND hot!!!
BEYOND hot!!!
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7:53AM on 03/13/2012
Stupid Hot. Michael C. Hall is a lucky man.
Stupid Hot. Michael C. Hall is a lucky man.
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9:07PM on 03/13/2012
Still lucky. Plus I think I read they got back together.
Still lucky. Plus I think I read they got back together.
2:14PM on 03/13/2012
They are divorced... looks like Michael C. Hall got some sense...
They are divorced... looks like Michael C. Hall got some sense...
8:15AM on 03/13/2012
Smokin' hot, especially her attitude. I fell in love with her during DEXTER.
Smokin' hot, especially her attitude. I fell in love with her during DEXTER.
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8:56AM on 03/13/2012
She's okay. I like some things about her quite a bit.
She's okay. I like some things about her quite a bit.
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9:06AM on 03/13/2012
Yup.
Yup.
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9:48AM on 03/13/2012

Yes.

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11:01AM on 03/13/2012
she has a great looking face, but you're right about the screen not showing her off well.
she has a great looking face, but you're right about the screen not showing her off well.
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12:01PM on 03/13/2012
hot as fuck!
hot as fuck!
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12:34PM on 03/13/2012

One word.

Flexible.
Flexible.
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1:16PM on 03/13/2012
One word: Fugly
One word: Fugly
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1:23PM on 03/13/2012
Pass.
Pass.
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1:29PM on 03/13/2012

Yes

I understand some ppl thinking she is too thin, but I've always found her quite pretty. Also, her character (Deb) used to annoy me with all of the excess swearing, but now I somehow find it endearing.. go figure!
I understand some ppl thinking she is too thin, but I've always found her quite pretty. Also, her character (Deb) used to annoy me with all of the excess swearing, but now I somehow find it endearing.. go figure!
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2:13PM on 03/13/2012

NO

Not hot and SO annoying on Dexter as well.
Not hot and SO annoying on Dexter as well.
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2:14PM on 03/13/2012

NO

Not hot and SO annoying on Dexter as well.
Not hot and SO annoying on Dexter as well.
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4:17PM on 03/13/2012
She's pretty, and those big brown doe's eyes melt me like butter.
She's pretty, and those big brown doe's eyes melt me like butter.
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4:40PM on 03/13/2012

Needs a few more burgers

but I like. I like her character on Dexter.
but I like. I like her character on Dexter.
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7:23PM on 03/13/2012

Nope

I used to think she was cute and awkwardly charming on the first season of Dexter but man oh man did she get annoying! In turn it just made her look worse, eat a freekin sandwich already!
I used to think she was cute and awkwardly charming on the first season of Dexter but man oh man did she get annoying! In turn it just made her look worse, eat a freekin sandwich already!
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7:58PM on 03/13/2012
Jennifer Carpenter makes my pants want to get up and dance . HOTT ?? HELL YEAH !!
Jennifer Carpenter makes my pants want to get up and dance . HOTT ?? HELL YEAH !!
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8:29PM on 03/13/2012
Hot, but in a lesbian kind of way
Hot, but in a lesbian kind of way
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3:26AM on 03/15/2012
She's glammed up in all these images. Take away the pound of makeup & professional hair and you get one very plain chick.
She's glammed up in all these images. Take away the pound of makeup & professional hair and you get one very plain chick.
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