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Hot or Not: Juliette Lewis

Jun. 10, 2014by: Cherry Liquor

At times I have to post a "Duh" hottie for this column because, let's face it - a large number of tasty ladies are not getting the publicity that they deserve, last week's featured actress, Natalie Martinez, included. If the column gives me a chance to focus on those women, I'm going to take it. Feel free to hate on me about that, I don't mind. Now let's talk about one of the stars of HELLION this week, shall we?

Juliette Lewis

Back in the '90's I remember thinking that this weird, skinny, bug eyed chick with the obnoxious voice was getting far too much attention from the hottest men of the decade, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp most notably (granted, Lewis dated Pitt and only starred in WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE? with Depp but that was enough to make me jealous/weary girl at her). I didn't get the appeal. I didn't understand why it seemed as if she was being cast in everything that looked any good.

But Juliette aged. She developed a drug addiction that kicked her out of the A-list circle. She had to start paying dues in the indie film market. Her high-pitched drone softened. She grew weathered in more ways than one and that took her from being that actress who looked "realistic" for movies to the actress who actually was realistic. Other than the super human fit body and the bank account, of course.

If you had asked me 10 years ago if I thought Juliette Lewis was hot, I would have said no. Or perhaps, "In certain circumstances." But dammit if she doesn't just keep getting better with age. Between her music career and her constantly interesting acting role choices (including many times being the best thing in a movie, including crap like CATCH AND RELEASE and THE SWITCH, most recently) as well as her overt personality that conveys a woman who knows more about life than the average pretty face on the big screen, I am kinda in lesbians with her now.

What do you think of Juliette Lewis?

Source: IMDB

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2:24PM on 06/12/2014

You know how

...you'd fuck your semi-retarded cousin just because of her body, then make sure she kept quiet about it? She's hot like that.
...you'd fuck your semi-retarded cousin just because of her body, then make sure she kept quiet about it? She's hot like that.
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12:55AM on 06/11/2014

Not

She looks pretty good in that last image above, but historically speaking she's a Not.

BTW if you're wondering why she kept getting work in the movies, it's cause of her dad.

I actually saw Juliette Lewis' band open for Muse about 7-8 years ago. It didn't really stay with me. Plus I think she missed a golden pun by not naming her band Juliette and the Romeos.
She looks pretty good in that last image above, but historically speaking she's a Not.

BTW if you're wondering why she kept getting work in the movies, it's cause of her dad.

I actually saw Juliette Lewis' band open for Muse about 7-8 years ago. It didn't really stay with me. Plus I think she missed a golden pun by not naming her band Juliette and the Romeos.
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12:27AM on 06/11/2014

Not really

it's very, very rare that I give a red rating to a woman, but Juliette Lewis just gives off too much of a crazy vibe for me.
it's very, very rare that I give a red rating to a woman, but Juliette Lewis just gives off too much of a crazy vibe for me.
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11:07PM on 06/10/2014
I would say hot; If this woman didn't scare my penis so much.
I would say hot; If this woman didn't scare my penis so much.
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4:02PM on 06/10/2014

Repulsive

She reminds me of a lot of the swamp trash that passed for fuckable while I was in the Navy. She looks like she stinks. She's disgusting.
She reminds me of a lot of the swamp trash that passed for fuckable while I was in the Navy. She looks like she stinks. She's disgusting.
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1:00AM on 06/11/2014
Lol! Dude, I totally understand what you mean. A 6 turns into an instant 10 when you're stuck on ship for weeks on end. Sadly, I feel Juliette Lewis shares some of the same characteristics as those Navy girls.
Lol! Dude, I totally understand what you mean. A 6 turns into an instant 10 when you're stuck on ship for weeks on end. Sadly, I feel Juliette Lewis shares some of the same characteristics as those Navy girls.
10:22AM on 06/11/2014
She should be the poster child for FDS spray. She looks like she has crotch rot in the same way that Mike Myers looks like he always has bad breath.
She should be the poster child for FDS spray. She looks like she has crotch rot in the same way that Mike Myers looks like he always has bad breath.
3:43PM on 06/10/2014
She used to be, but these days she just gives off more of a serial killer freshly escaped from the asylum vibe.
She used to be, but these days she just gives off more of a serial killer freshly escaped from the asylum vibe.
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2:47PM on 06/10/2014

well...

when she was younger she had this weird hot thing going on, but if you have seen her lately she looks like a mess, but I will look at her in the older sense and say HOT
when she was younger she had this weird hot thing going on, but if you have seen her lately she looks like a mess, but I will look at her in the older sense and say HOT
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1:38PM on 06/10/2014

Not.

She wasn't even that hot in the early '90s.
She wasn't even that hot in the early '90s.
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8:51AM on 06/10/2014
she's hot imo
she's hot imo
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8:21AM on 06/10/2014
I wouldn't say "Hot" but I'd say "Sassy".
I wouldn't say "Hot" but I'd say "Sassy".
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7:58AM on 06/10/2014
In the 90s, yes. But I'm agreeing with dkev about her status as a hottie now.
In the 90s, yes. But I'm agreeing with dkev about her status as a hottie now.
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7:31AM on 06/10/2014

Definitely

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5:21AM on 06/10/2014
No. Just fucking no.
No. Just fucking no.
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3:47AM on 06/10/2014
She was total sex back in the day. Now? ehhh.
She was total sex back in the day. Now? ehhh.
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3:43AM on 06/10/2014
Heck no.
Heck no.
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