At the time that I am writing this column, I am uncertain if the woman in it is going to be featured on the first live episode of the American version of "The X Factor," but to be on the safe side (or perhaps not, considering how most people feel free to run their mouths about her on a regular basis) I'm going to take that rumour and use it as a reason to feature one of perhaps the only unsung hotties I think is out there right now. I will be lambasted for this column, I'm sure, but here's the gig - you either complain I don't feature potential "nots" and post only obvious "hots." I hope this one brings out everyone's true colors.
I do my damnedest to stay away from the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" nonsense as well as all of the spin-offs that have occurred as the family who is best known for doing nothing other than being in front of the camera doing nothing have gotten more attention. See, I'm doing what you should do if you want something to go away. I'm not funding it. I might be posting about Khloe Kardashian on the site today, but I never watch her on TV, so I'm nixing trying to base any of my opinion on her hotness around her onscreen personality, since I don't know what it is.
Gossip sites all over the internet have this love of completely trashing Khloe no matter what she does, where she goes. They post the worst possible pictures that are taken of her. They refer to her as Kong Kardashian, etc. They point out how she's so much bigger than her sisters. F*CK THAT SHIT. Khloe Kardashian is not ugly. Khloe Kardashian is not a beast. She's tall, she's bigger boned. She at least looks somewhat unique. She smiles frequently and dresses herself well. She takes the criticism, from what little I can discern, with skin thicker than an elephant. I think she's beautiful, personally. I like her face, love her eyes, think her smile sparkles. I think it's awesome that she's the one in the family who's been married the longest. Or at all.
Now here's the clincher for me: I freaking LOVE this woman's body. She is tall, yes. But she is well proportioned. She has tone to her and dimples and curves where other, completely normal and completely attractive women that you'd all chase after have them as well. She looks REAL. Her ass isn't too large, her breasts are artificially augmented. Out of all of the Kardashian sisters, while I've always said that if I had a penis, I'd want to put it in Kim just for the sake of it, I say proudly and without shame that Khloe is the sister I would want to put it in on a regular basis. She's hot. Blazing, beautifully hot. Those who can't see that and yet claim that I'm the one with issues towards women... well, spank your own asses, I'm not doing that for you jerks.
What do you think of Khloe Kardashian?