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Hot or Not: Kim Kardashian

Jun. 29, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

I could type in "blah blah blah" for the following article and I'm pretty much 100% sure that no matter what I wrote, you'd all skip over it because you have solid preconceived notions on how you feel about the selection for Hot or Not this week. I'm still going to write some trite little comments about the chick, and I'm sticking to my own preconceived opinion of her, but let's see how creative the responses can get this week, shall we?

Kim Kardashian

So, she's only been in one (legitimate, studio) movie. And it's hard to even describe that as being a movie since it's one of the MOVIE movies. Well, she's only been in one movie that most know of and as far as DEEP IN THE VALLEY, I have it on my instant viewing queue and haven't gotten around to watching it yet, but I will, because I'm a sucker for a cheap sex comedy that usually ends up not being very funny. Kim Kardashian has been called everything from stupid to moronic to pointless to the example of what's wrong with American society today, but if you have people like Rainn Wilson still tweeting about the chick, asking what the hell is it that she and her family do to be famous, it pretty much sums up that you're famous these days.

Strictly speaking, most people didn't know who the hell this chick was until the private sex video that she made with Brandy's little brother was released. First trying to ban the distribution of the tape and then later agreeing to a settlement in which she receives profits from its sale, it's anyone's guess if it was a calculated business move on the both of their parts. As a woman who loves breasts, I'm always happy to see Kim coming, but also as someone who isn't all that into rears, I'm surprised at how in awe I am of her when she's leaving as well. So sex tape or not, there's something magical about that ass which would have gotten attention at some point or another in her life. It's just not something that you can ignore.

I have a friend who states that he dated someone like Kim. That she was Burmese (I think, I hate my lack of geographic knowledge) and yet bestowed with the "PA-DOW!" body of a black woman and took full advantage of the fact that she was aware that her face had too much mileage on it but her tits and ass weren't stopping any time soon. He complained that she was the high maintenance type who required that everything she wanted be paid for by the person she was with. One of those chicks with the "Your money's my money and my money's my money" mentalities. I'll give this to Kim... while she had a major leg up by being the daughter of a famous defense attorney and she was brought up in privilege, I've seen a lot of her type squander their potential to do well on their own and this isn't happening with Kim. She works hard for what she gets (even if working hard means showing up to events that she gets paid money for - hey, don't hate the player, hate the game... if there weren't people paying for her appearances, what would you have to complain about?) and takes care of herself financially. At least, from what I can tell. And in the end, even though she's heavily made up most of the time, she keeps her shit together, hasn't gotten knocked up by a douche-bag or been tossed briefly in prison for drunken driving charges. In fact, Kim's life is pretty serene compared to so many other messes. That in total makes her hot to me.

But... blah blah blah... Kim Kardashian, hot or not?

Source: IMDB

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3:04AM on 08/07/2010
Somewhat ashamed but I have to say: she is one of the hottest women alive.
Somewhat ashamed but I have to say: she is one of the hottest women alive.
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3:05PM on 07/07/2010
She's hot, but I could really care less. Like Paris Hilton, she is a waste of space easily replaced by an equally as hot and significantly more talented chica.
She's hot, but I could really care less. Like Paris Hilton, she is a waste of space easily replaced by an equally as hot and significantly more talented chica.
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6:59PM on 07/04/2010

NOVA HOT

NOVA HOT
NOVA HOT
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10:34AM on 07/03/2010

Nope

Never has been. Shelf ass and sex tape shouldn't equal hot, but somehow she passes.
Never has been. Shelf ass and sex tape shouldn't equal hot, but somehow she passes.
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6:21AM on 07/03/2010
HOT TO THE FUCKING MAX NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, LOOK AT THAT ASS!
HOT TO THE FUCKING MAX NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, LOOK AT THAT ASS!
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3:28PM on 07/01/2010
I only know of her fame. Never seen her reality show or read any of the tabloids she's plastered on. When she's not completely plastered in make-up I'd say she's damn hot.
I only know of her fame. Never seen her reality show or read any of the tabloids she's plastered on. When she's not completely plastered in make-up I'd say she's damn hot.
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11:34AM on 07/01/2010
Hot...that's for damn sure.
Hot...that's for damn sure.
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1:08AM on 07/01/2010

HOT

Yeah, she's hot in my book.
Yeah, she's hot in my book.
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12:48AM on 07/01/2010

She's attractive

but Cherry's assessment of her personality is bang-on. Definitely looks like a "your money is my money and my money is my money" kind of girl. Dated one of those, and never again.
but Cherry's assessment of her personality is bang-on. Definitely looks like a "your money is my money and my money is my money" kind of girl. Dated one of those, and never again.
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1:58PM on 06/30/2010
super hot.
super hot.
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11:16AM on 06/30/2010

Hot

Not a great face, but neck down she's got killer curves!
Not a great face, but neck down she's got killer curves!
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10:12AM on 06/30/2010

HOT

Kim is my "Dirty Little Secret"
Kim is my "Dirty Little Secret"
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8:45AM on 06/30/2010
Yeah she's hot. Don't really see why people are saying she's on the same level as Paris Hilton, unlike Paris Kim has a gorgeous body.
Yeah she's hot. Don't really see why people are saying she's on the same level as Paris Hilton, unlike Paris Kim has a gorgeous body.
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6:40AM on 06/30/2010

Over rated

If she was straight up in porn, she would just blend in. But thanks to guys judging talent by the erection they get, she is almost like a blight on the public.
If she was straight up in porn, she would just blend in. But thanks to guys judging talent by the erection they get, she is almost like a blight on the public.
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4:27AM on 06/30/2010

NOPE

She looks plastic, which is rather strange because I don't think she is. Her face is overly made up, which always makes me wonder what she's hiding. Sure, below the neck is hot, but if the face isn't it spoils everything else.
She looks plastic, which is rather strange because I don't think she is. Her face is overly made up, which always makes me wonder what she's hiding. Sure, below the neck is hot, but if the face isn't it spoils everything else.
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4:19AM on 06/30/2010

YEAHHHH

Of course she's hot, just look at her. Not too many women out there have a body like that. Anyone on this site wouldn't kick her out of bed and if they say they would they're lying their asses off.
Of course she's hot, just look at her. Not too many women out there have a body like that. Anyone on this site wouldn't kick her out of bed and if they say they would they're lying their asses off.
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1:40AM on 06/30/2010

Hot.

She has the ultimate sex body. 'Nuff Said.
She has the ultimate sex body. 'Nuff Said.
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12:15AM on 06/30/2010
Is there really a debate? Just look at my hotdog to the right!
Is there really a debate? Just look at my hotdog to the right!
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11:35PM on 06/29/2010
I'm not a fan, but c'mon guys, she's hot.
I'm not a fan, but c'mon guys, she's hot.
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10:55PM on 06/29/2010
She is ungodly, smoking hot but still a total pig and media whore. F then kill.
She is ungodly, smoking hot but still a total pig and media whore. F then kill.
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10:08PM on 06/29/2010

What Kinda Question?!

Of course she's hot. She's dumb as a rock, but hotter than Hades. Jessica Simpson hot. She has no taste in men, and has the IQ of Paris Hilton...but unlike Paris....HOT!
Of course she's hot. She's dumb as a rock, but hotter than Hades. Jessica Simpson hot. She has no taste in men, and has the IQ of Paris Hilton...but unlike Paris....HOT!
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7:16PM on 06/29/2010
Are you retarded? Juliette Lewis gets a Body Shop and Kim Kardashian gets this?
Are you retarded? Juliette Lewis gets a Body Shop and Kim Kardashian gets this?
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7:19PM on 06/29/2010
Should be the other way around shouldn't it?
Should be the other way around shouldn't it?
7:24PM on 06/29/2010
Here's my take.
3/10 for her ass because it's filled with to much fat.

2/10 for her boobies because I prefer A and B sized breast.

3/10 for her face because she's only BARELY OK looking. :)
Here's my take.
3/10 for her ass because it's filled with to much fat.

2/10 for her boobies because I prefer A and B sized breast.

3/10 for her face because she's only BARELY OK looking. :)
7:03PM on 06/29/2010

No woman has ever caused this much disagreement before......

in an unfriendly way before. The only other woman that could cause this much arguing would Paris Hilton.
in an unfriendly way before. The only other woman that could cause this much arguing would Paris Hilton.
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6:53PM on 06/29/2010

Surprised you have to ask

Are you kidding? Of course she's hot. She's ridiculously hot. She's melt-your-face hot. Of course she also doesn't have a single working brain cell in that vacuous heard of hers, plus she comes across as self-centered. But hot? Hell yeah.
Are you kidding? Of course she's hot. She's ridiculously hot. She's melt-your-face hot. Of course she also doesn't have a single working brain cell in that vacuous heard of hers, plus she comes across as self-centered. But hot? Hell yeah.
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5:54PM on 06/29/2010

Not really.

She's boring. There's nothing that intriguing about her. Her life is kind of dull, her face is ok, her curves are massively overrated. I think "blah-blah-blah" is a great way to describe it.
She's boring. There's nothing that intriguing about her. Her life is kind of dull, her face is ok, her curves are massively overrated. I think "blah-blah-blah" is a great way to describe it.
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5:52PM on 06/29/2010
There is no question she is hot I mean just look at her. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. She never looks bad, has perfect tits, and an ass you could crack a walnut with. Love her.
There is no question she is hot I mean just look at her. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. She never looks bad, has perfect tits, and an ass you could crack a walnut with. Love her.
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5:51PM on 06/29/2010
I honestly find her repulsive. The "curves" everyone talks about are fine, I don't have a problem with that. But EVERYTHING else about her is disgusting...her face, her personality, her skin tone, everything. She's fucking gross.
I honestly find her repulsive. The "curves" everyone talks about are fine, I don't have a problem with that. But EVERYTHING else about her is disgusting...her face, her personality, her skin tone, everything. She's fucking gross.
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3:54PM on 06/29/2010

Psycho-Pirate-99

We're smoking on common sense when we're saying she's not hot. :)
We're smoking on common sense when we're saying she's not hot. :)
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4:10PM on 06/29/2010
haha you all are insane, how can anyone deny those curves?
haha you all are insane, how can anyone deny those curves?
7:21PM on 06/29/2010
How is it "common sense" that shes not hot?
How is it "common sense" that shes not hot?
7:31PM on 06/29/2010
Brer B8a
I was just adding to Psycho-Pirate-99's joke. I just have a different opinion is all. Psycho-Pirate-99 knew I was joking.
Brer B8a
I was just adding to Psycho-Pirate-99's joke. I just have a different opinion is all. Psycho-Pirate-99 knew I was joking.
3:45PM on 06/29/2010

HOT AS A FUCKIN BITCH

This chick is fucking sexy as hell. I don't give a shit about what any of you say, she's a fox. Look at that ass! Look at that rack! WTF are you haters smoking on?
This chick is fucking sexy as hell. I don't give a shit about what any of you say, she's a fox. Look at that ass! Look at that rack! WTF are you haters smoking on?
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7:33PM on 06/29/2010
Shouldn't your title say "hot ASS fuckin bitch"?.
Shouldn't your title say "hot ASS fuckin bitch"?.
3:28PM on 06/29/2010

HOT...

You bet your ASS she's HOT!!! Not a fan of her show because I just couldn't get into it. But Kim, regardless of what people think of her... is a HOTTIE!!!
You bet your ASS she's HOT!!! Not a fan of her show because I just couldn't get into it. But Kim, regardless of what people think of her... is a HOTTIE!!!
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3:03PM on 06/29/2010

She's pretty..but something's off...

If Disney's princess Jasmine was turned into a porn star, she would look like Kim.
If Disney's princess Jasmine was turned into a porn star, she would look like Kim.
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1:38AM on 06/30/2010
Sounds great to me!!
Sounds great to me!!
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2:54PM on 06/29/2010
She is incredibly hot, there is not denying that. Yet I would never do anything with her after that disgusting video she put out with Ray J
She is incredibly hot, there is not denying that. Yet I would never do anything with her after that disgusting video she put out with Ray J
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2:42PM on 06/29/2010
Very hot, yet I didn't think so at first. As time went on, I never saw anything that really made me dislike her. She doesn't really seem that full of herself, but then again I don't follow tabloids. She just seems like a hot woman who seems nice
Very hot, yet I didn't think so at first. As time went on, I never saw anything that really made me dislike her. She doesn't really seem that full of herself, but then again I don't follow tabloids. She just seems like a hot woman who seems nice
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2:31PM on 06/29/2010

I'd hit that like the angry fist of god

Is she talented in anyway? Hell no but really, who cares? This is "Hot or Not", not the fucking academy awards. She has a very busty, voluptous body and a really nice face - as a guy, I'm powerless against that combination.
Is she talented in anyway? Hell no but really, who cares? This is "Hot or Not", not the fucking academy awards. She has a very busty, voluptous body and a really nice face - as a guy, I'm powerless against that combination.
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1:56PM on 06/29/2010

Her ass is big, but.........

but it's big and flabby because of her weight. So therefore her ass sucks. :)
Now Jessica Biel's ass is perfect because she's athletic and in shape. Kim IS NOT!
but it's big and flabby because of her weight. So therefore her ass sucks. :)
Now Jessica Biel's ass is perfect because she's athletic and in shape. Kim IS NOT!
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1:47PM on 06/29/2010

Yuck

Look...I've come to learn that tits and ass are a dime a dozen. They're all over the place. Especially in Hollywood. That's why personality always factors in, for me. Because she's not the only pair of tits in the world. If I can't stand to look at her, because I think of how talentless she is, then she's not hot.
Look...I've come to learn that tits and ass are a dime a dozen. They're all over the place. Especially in Hollywood. That's why personality always factors in, for me. Because she's not the only pair of tits in the world. If I can't stand to look at her, because I think of how talentless she is, then she's not hot.
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1:41PM on 06/29/2010

Porn Star qualities

Talentless, annoying, plastic, uninteresting but I'd still bang her annnnnnd buy all her porn films.
Talentless, annoying, plastic, uninteresting but I'd still bang her annnnnnd buy all her porn films.
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1:00PM on 06/29/2010

YES!

She may be the most annoying person in the world, but she is smoking hot. Not just because she is a celebrity either. That ass is big and luscious and instantly brings happy thoughts to my head, no not that head, this head. I just wish she digged white dudes.
She may be the most annoying person in the world, but she is smoking hot. Not just because she is a celebrity either. That ass is big and luscious and instantly brings happy thoughts to my head, no not that head, this head. I just wish she digged white dudes.
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12:15PM on 06/29/2010

HELL NO!.....

Give me all the thumbs down you want. She's damn annoying and honestly only BARELY good looking. Just KIND OF OK LOOKING.
Give me all the thumbs down you want. She's damn annoying and honestly only BARELY good looking. Just KIND OF OK LOOKING.
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12:06PM on 06/29/2010
Ass. Tits.
Ass. Tits.
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11:26AM on 06/29/2010

Eh

Hot body. So-so face. Cold personality.
Hot body. So-so face. Cold personality.
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11:15AM on 06/29/2010

Passable

Mainly for her physique but her personality leaves a lot to be desired.
Mainly for her physique but her personality leaves a lot to be desired.
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10:42AM on 06/29/2010
Hot. As long as she doesn't speak.
Hot. As long as she doesn't speak.
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10:16AM on 06/29/2010

Can't stand the bitch...

But I am a man and she is still a hot woman regardless of her history. I'd still fuck her silly.
But I am a man and she is still a hot woman regardless of her history. I'd still fuck her silly.
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9:53AM on 06/29/2010
wow yes not the best pics n the world of her but yes she is hot
wow yes not the best pics n the world of her but yes she is hot
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9:26AM on 06/29/2010

Definitely Hot

A beautiful face and a great body. I usually don't consider personality in these type of things though ;)
A beautiful face and a great body. I usually don't consider personality in these type of things though ;)
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1:19PM on 06/29/2010
A beautiful face?!?!

That makes me feel sick just reading that.
A beautiful face?!?!

That makes me feel sick just reading that.
9:25AM on 06/29/2010

Not Hot

Nope she is not hot. Not at all.
Nope she is not hot. Not at all.
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6:52AM on 06/29/2010
Her claim to fame is a) being a former hanger-on of Paris Hilton & b) making a sex tape with a wannabe rap singer! Her sister's claims to fame are they're her sister! Only in America!
Her claim to fame is a) being a former hanger-on of Paris Hilton & b) making a sex tape with a wannabe rap singer! Her sister's claims to fame are they're her sister! Only in America!
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6:23AM on 06/29/2010

i find her very hot

...but that's about all she's got going for her. you'd hafta lower your IQ so she would consider you, but it'd probably be worth it...
...but that's about all she's got going for her. you'd hafta lower your IQ so she would consider you, but it'd probably be worth it...
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6:18AM on 06/29/2010
No, NOT, Never, Nada, Nothing, Nyet, Nein, Nope. I'll take Rumor Willis and her Leno chin over this chick any day.
No, NOT, Never, Nada, Nothing, Nyet, Nein, Nope. I'll take Rumor Willis and her Leno chin over this chick any day.
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12:17PM on 06/29/2010
lol. Nice. :)
lol. Nice. :)
4:53AM on 06/29/2010
Absolutely. She has some meat in her bones and is very fuckable.
Absolutely. She has some meat in her bones and is very fuckable.
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4:10AM on 06/29/2010

Who's the fat chick?

Is she an actress or something?
Is she an actress or something?
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12:17PM on 06/29/2010
NICE! :)
NICE! :)
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3:52AM on 06/29/2010
What the fuck is it? Christ it's ugly
What the fuck is it? Christ it's ugly
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12:20PM on 06/29/2010
LOL! :)
LOL! :)
3:21AM on 06/29/2010
Seriously, she's done... NOTHING! She is... NOTHING! She looks like month-old road kill. She has NOTHING to offer! NOT!
Seriously, she's done... NOTHING! She is... NOTHING! She looks like month-old road kill. She has NOTHING to offer! NOT!
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3:20AM on 06/29/2010
Not! NOT! [link]!!!!! A thousand times NOT! A Million times NOT! Way too many times to ever count NOT! She is LESS hot than Pluto! (The planet.)
Not! NOT! [link]!!!!! A thousand times NOT! A Million times NOT! Way too many times to ever count NOT! She is LESS hot than Pluto! (The planet.)
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2:55AM on 06/29/2010
As if there was any question she wasn't HOT! best ass ever
As if there was any question she wasn't HOT! best ass ever
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12:20PM on 06/29/2010
Better than Jessica Biel's?!?!
Kim's ass is only that big because of her weight. Biel's is AMAZING! It's fit!
Better than Jessica Biel's?!?!
Kim's ass is only that big because of her weight. Biel's is AMAZING! It's fit!

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