I could type in "blah blah blah" for the following article and I'm pretty much 100% sure that no matter what I wrote, you'd all skip over it because you have solid preconceived notions on how you feel about the selection for Hot or Not this week. I'm still going to write some trite little comments about the chick, and I'm sticking to my own preconceived opinion of her, but let's see how creative the responses can get this week, shall we?
So, she's only been in one (legitimate, studio) movie. And it's hard to even describe that as being a movie since it's one of the MOVIE movies. Well, she's only been in one movie that most know of and as far as DEEP IN THE VALLEY, I have it on my instant viewing queue and haven't gotten around to watching it yet, but I will, because I'm a sucker for a cheap sex comedy that usually ends up not being very funny. Kim Kardashian has been called everything from stupid to moronic to pointless to the example of what's wrong with American society today, but if you have people like Rainn Wilson still tweeting about the chick, asking what the hell is it that she and her family do to be famous, it pretty much sums up that you're famous these days.
Strictly speaking, most people didn't know who the hell this chick was until the private sex video that she made with Brandy's little brother was released. First trying to ban the distribution of the tape and then later agreeing to a settlement in which she receives profits from its sale, it's anyone's guess if it was a calculated business move on the both of their parts. As a woman who loves breasts, I'm always happy to see Kim coming, but also as someone who isn't all that into rears, I'm surprised at how in awe I am of her when she's leaving as well. So sex tape or not, there's something magical about that ass which would have gotten attention at some point or another in her life. It's just not something that you can ignore.
I have a friend who states that he dated someone like Kim. That she was Burmese (I think, I hate my lack of geographic knowledge) and yet bestowed with the "PA-DOW!" body of a black woman and took full advantage of the fact that she was aware that her face had too much mileage on it but her tits and ass weren't stopping any time soon. He complained that she was the high maintenance type who required that everything she wanted be paid for by the person she was with. One of those chicks with the "Your money's my money and my money's my money" mentalities. I'll give this to Kim... while she had a major leg up by being the daughter of a famous defense attorney and she was brought up in privilege, I've seen a lot of her type squander their potential to do well on their own and this isn't happening with Kim. She works hard for what she gets (even if working hard means showing up to events that she gets paid money for - hey, don't hate the player, hate the game... if there weren't people paying for her appearances, what would you have to complain about?) and takes care of herself financially. At least, from what I can tell. And in the end, even though she's heavily made up most of the time, she keeps her shit together, hasn't gotten knocked up by a douche-bag or been tossed briefly in prison for drunken driving charges. In fact, Kim's life is pretty serene compared to so many other messes. That in total makes her hot to me.
But... blah blah blah... Kim Kardashian, hot or not?