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Hot or Not: Jenni "J-Woww" Farley

Oct. 30, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I've done my best to not pay much attention to the cast of "Jersey Shore," other than out of the pure cynical lust that most humnas have for needing to see someone (other than themselves) do really stupid and shitty things, with bad results. The fact that the show is in its "final season" seems to have sparked anew the love affair with this band of mentally deficient spider monkeys, so I thought we'd go for the least detestable for this week's Hot or Not. I'm guessing she's the least.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley

Fake tits, bad tattoos and a face that gets scarier the closer up you get to it has rendered Jenni "J-Woww" Farley the sex symbol of this band of misfits. From what I gather, she's prone to cases of "the boyfriends" and isn't nearly as sexually ambivalent as some of the other females who have headlined the show. Because what else would you want from a girl who looks pretty/slutty? For her to actually BE slutty?

When reading the gossip sites about these House of Hairspray warriors, I've found Jenni's scandals more interesting than the others. She has some nude pics floating around that some ex-boyfriend distributed. Annnnnnd.... well, that's probably about it. She hasn't gotten knocked up, she's been chosen as a covergirl for many different male-oriented magazines (tattoos, motorcycles, hot rods, you get the picture) and she seems to be the least stupid of the bunch. I can't find good reason to hate her. I feel that those who do are throwing that vibe out on principle, without assessing the facts.

I think Farley has a nice body and a decent face. I think that you've got youself a simple, at-a-glance hottie in her. Her associations and the route that took her to national fame is the turn-off. Would she be anything special if it weren't for this show? Probably not. Hell, axe that. Definitely not. None of the cast of "Jersey Shore" would have been able to be such money-making machines with paparazzi following them around and their exploits being blasted on the covers of not only rags like People but to the intelligent argument periodicals like Time or Newsweek. Jenni is a hot chick, if I can manage to stay on that one topic. But hot is as hot does, as my mama always used to say. (She never used to say that, I just needed something to end this with.)

What do you think of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley?

Source: IMDB
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4:13PM on 11/01/2012

Don't like her smile, don't like her attitude

I rarely call a woman ugly but I'd avoid her like the plague.
I rarely call a woman ugly but I'd avoid her like the plague.
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12:10PM on 11/01/2012
woof woof
woof woof
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4:25AM on 10/31/2012
She's the one girl on that show that annoys me the least. I'd do her but I'm pretty sure that I'd have to wear two condoms.
She's the one girl on that show that annoys me the least. I'd do her but I'm pretty sure that I'd have to wear two condoms.
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4:24AM on 10/31/2012
She's the one girl on that show that annoys me the least. I'd do her but I'm pretty sure that I'd have to wear two condoms.
She's the one girl on that show that annoys me the least. I'd do her but I'm pretty sure that I'd have to wear two condoms.
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11:11PM on 10/30/2012
I'd throw one in her.
I'd throw one in her.
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11:11PM on 10/30/2012
I'd throw one in her.
I'd throw one in her.
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10:41PM on 10/30/2012
Psshhh... Whatever, I would definitely B my L all over those T's
Psshhh... Whatever, I would definitely B my L all over those T's
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8:59PM on 10/30/2012

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I can't front. probably annoying as hell, but I'd definitely pump it!
I can't front. probably annoying as hell, but I'd definitely pump it!
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4:12PM on 10/30/2012
Hot in a way that get's your penis a series of shots at the doctor. Ugh, strippers (which would what she would have been without this damn show) seem cleaner.
Hot in a way that get's your penis a series of shots at the doctor. Ugh, strippers (which would what she would have been without this damn show) seem cleaner.
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2:56PM on 10/30/2012
She's a nasty piece of skanky trash.
She's a nasty piece of skanky trash.
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1:37PM on 10/30/2012

Not.

There's nothing hot about Hep C I'm afraid.
There's nothing hot about Hep C I'm afraid.
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1:33PM on 10/30/2012

Kim Kardashian AND Jersey Shore trash?

Today's hotties are a major disappointment.
Today's hotties are a major disappointment.
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12:52PM on 10/30/2012
Meh
Meh
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11:13AM on 10/30/2012
Of all the babes out there, you decide to go with...J-Woww? Your kidding right?
Of all the babes out there, you decide to go with...J-Woww? Your kidding right?
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11:09AM on 10/30/2012

def not hot

The fact that they're all talentless morons aside, this girl is no where near hot. She may have been cute before mutilating her body with all the plastic surgery, but now she just looks gross. Hopefully some day girls will stop stuffing there bodies with foreign objects.
The fact that they're all talentless morons aside, this girl is no where near hot. She may have been cute before mutilating her body with all the plastic surgery, but now she just looks gross. Hopefully some day girls will stop stuffing there bodies with foreign objects.
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10:16AM on 10/30/2012
While I believe most everyone on this show is a nosebleed , I can't be certain , I've never felt the urge to watch , I can say without a doubt that Miss Farley is Smoking Hott !!
While I believe most everyone on this show is a nosebleed , I can't be certain , I've never felt the urge to watch , I can say without a doubt that Miss Farley is Smoking Hott !!
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9:31AM on 10/30/2012
Opinions about Jersey Shore aside, I've always thought this girl was hot.
Opinions about Jersey Shore aside, I've always thought this girl was hot.
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9:09AM on 10/30/2012
She's alright.

Digging the chest freckles.
She's alright.

Digging the chest freckles.
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8:55AM on 10/30/2012
I hate anyone involved with Jersey Shore but this chick is HOT
I hate anyone involved with Jersey Shore but this chick is HOT
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7:51AM on 10/30/2012

GFFFFG

Good From Far Far From Good
Good From Far Far From Good
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4:39AM on 10/30/2012

Hot

yep.
yep.
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4:32AM on 10/30/2012
do you really have to ask?
do you really have to ask?
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4:00AM on 10/30/2012

Jersey Shore is mainstream soft core porn.

Yeah, I said it. The only reason why tehse girls aren't doing porn is because they like living in Jersey and the home of the porn industry is in California which is too far away from the clubs they like to go to and the friends they like to hang out with. I guarantee Snooki will start doing porn when the series ends.

P.S.: Hot.
Yeah, I said it. The only reason why tehse girls aren't doing porn is because they like living in Jersey and the home of the porn industry is in California which is too far away from the clubs they like to go to and the friends they like to hang out with. I guarantee Snooki will start doing porn when the series ends.

P.S.: Hot.
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2:39AM on 10/30/2012

HOT

I've always, always had the hots for J-Woww. I don't care for her show or what she does, I just thinks she is damn sexy. Though, her face is lookin a bit to "plastic" lately...but whatever. That bod is good for me.
I've always, always had the hots for J-Woww. I don't care for her show or what she does, I just thinks she is damn sexy. Though, her face is lookin a bit to "plastic" lately...but whatever. That bod is good for me.
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