I've done my best to not pay much attention to the cast of "Jersey Shore," other than out of the pure cynical lust that most humnas have for needing to see someone (other than themselves) do really stupid and shitty things, with bad results. The fact that the show is in its "final season" seems to have sparked anew the love affair with this band of mentally deficient spider monkeys, so I thought we'd go for the least detestable for this week's Hot or Not. I'm guessing she's the least.
Jenni "J-Woww" Farley
Fake tits, bad tattoos and a face that gets scarier the closer up you get to it has rendered Jenni "J-Woww" Farley the sex symbol of this band of misfits. From what I gather, she's prone to cases of "the boyfriends" and isn't nearly as sexually ambivalent as some of the other females who have headlined the show. Because what else would you want from a girl who looks pretty/slutty? For her to actually BE slutty?
When reading the gossip sites about these House of Hairspray warriors, I've found Jenni's scandals more interesting than the others. She has some nude pics floating around that some ex-boyfriend distributed. Annnnnnd.... well, that's probably about it. She hasn't gotten knocked up, she's been chosen as a covergirl for many different male-oriented magazines (tattoos, motorcycles, hot rods, you get the picture) and she seems to be the least stupid of the bunch. I can't find good reason to hate her. I feel that those who do are throwing that vibe out on principle, without assessing the facts.
I think Farley has a nice body and a decent face. I think that you've got youself a simple, at-a-glance hottie in her. Her associations and the route that took her to national fame is the turn-off. Would she be anything special if it weren't for this show? Probably not. Hell, axe that. Definitely not. None of the cast of "Jersey Shore" would have been able to be such money-making machines with paparazzi following them around and their exploits being blasted on the covers of not only rags like People but to the intelligent argument periodicals like Time or Newsweek. Jenni is a hot chick, if I can manage to stay on that one topic. But hot is as hot does, as my mama always used to say. (She never used to say that, I just needed something to end this with.)
What do you think of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley?