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Hot or Not: Natasha Lyonne

Jul. 23, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

Let me tell you something. I'm kinda in the old realm. I'm not an X'er, I'm not a "Millennial." I remember "Where's the Beef?" just as well as I recall "Hey Arnold!" and that sick obsession the unibrowed blonde girl had for the football headed neighbor of hers. So picture this: I can remember when Robert Downey Jr was young. As in, I watched movies like WEIRD SCIENCE and JOHNNY BE GOOD back when they got released on VHS tapes. He was a weird cute then. I would have never guessed after all his mid-life drug bullshit that he'd turn out to be an extremely attractive, muscular and sexy older dude. So I wanna tell the drugs "Thank You," I guess. I think that's probably where I'm going with this week's Hot or Not selection.

Natasha Lyonne

Fuck what you Alison Brie lovers have to say about her, I want you to look at all of her pictures and admit that she's got a face which is really rather off. Her features are not symmetrical. She can look great to fugly depending on the light. (Like you read what I write or would even give yourself the opportunity to discover that your opinion is wrong). Well, this current season it's Brie, but back in the late 1990's and into the early 2000's before she hit her RDJ pothole, Lyonne was the Brie of the day. She was quirky, foul-mouthed, talked sexy in that way which made you KNOW she KNEW what she was talking about. She wasn't gorgeous, but you just couldn't look away.

I don't want to get into her crazy past in terms of the drug use. I want to point out that even when she was a wreck, she was still getting hired by good directors who know exactly what to do with her talent. Natasha managed to never be a Lindsay or an Amanda. She was the geek-chic girl with the nice rack and the fearlessness to star in movies like BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (f*cking classic in its own rite). The minute I see her pop up in a movie, I'm always excited. She tickles the part of my brain which recognizes a talent that is natural, not nurtured.

Much like Robert Downey Jr, I'm saying this: I think Natasha looks gorgeous as an adult. I love her grown-up self. I admire that she battled her demons. I would bid high in an auction to hang out with her just to be in her presence. For me, she is a kind of hot that illuminates. Her beauty is vibration, musical. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

What do you think of Natasha Lyonne?

Source: IMDB

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10:53PM on 07/25/2013
Nothing special
Nothing special
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2:51PM on 07/24/2013
No, plain Jane. Not ugly, I wouldn't go that far but unremarkable. I dig her an actress though. And screw you on you r Allison Brie bashing. Weird face...the hell you talking about?
No, plain Jane. Not ugly, I wouldn't go that far but unremarkable. I dig her an actress though. And screw you on you r Allison Brie bashing. Weird face...the hell you talking about?
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9:10AM on 07/24/2013

Not Hot

She could be though, if she tried. The right hair, make up, and outfits could make this woman look 10 times better than what she does.
She could be though, if she tried. The right hair, make up, and outfits could make this woman look 10 times better than what she does.
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5:21AM on 07/24/2013

No.

Not at all.
Not at all.
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3:14AM on 07/24/2013

No, no, no, no, no, no

She's homely, dull, and has a smoke induced rasp that makes her sound like a seventy year old. No, not hot. Not pretty. Fugly. Definitely fugly.

Wow with the revisionist history and blatant Brie hate. I was around in the nineties. To say she was the Alison Brie of her day makes me laugh a hearty laugh of laughs. Brie is vivacious, gorgeous, and funny. Lyonne always plays the same characters ad nauseum. No thanks.
She's homely, dull, and has a smoke induced rasp that makes her sound like a seventy year old. No, not hot. Not pretty. Fugly. Definitely fugly.

Wow with the revisionist history and blatant Brie hate. I was around in the nineties. To say she was the Alison Brie of her day makes me laugh a hearty laugh of laughs. Brie is vivacious, gorgeous, and funny. Lyonne always plays the same characters ad nauseum. No thanks.
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11:50PM on 07/23/2013
She has a fairly large role in the new Netflix series "Orange is the New Black" which is actually pretty great. I remember seeing her "Slums of Beverly Hills" and crushing on her then. So, yeah.
She has a fairly large role in the new Netflix series "Orange is the New Black" which is actually pretty great. I remember seeing her "Slums of Beverly Hills" and crushing on her then. So, yeah.
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5:29PM on 07/23/2013

Hot

Someone is a bit upset about the whole Brie thing. She may not be symmetrical but she's still REALLY pretty. And we do read what you write (speaking for myself... uh, the royal we!). DO you read what we write back cuz someone never said anything about the IMO better alternative to you slapping Maria Manunous' ass if you were friends with her.

I really agree that Natasha makes every flick she's in better though! She should be in more!!!
Someone is a bit upset about the whole Brie thing. She may not be symmetrical but she's still REALLY pretty. And we do read what you write (speaking for myself... uh, the royal we!). DO you read what we write back cuz someone never said anything about the IMO better alternative to you slapping Maria Manunous' ass if you were friends with her.

I really agree that Natasha makes every flick she's in better though! She should be in more!!!
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4:15PM on 07/23/2013

needs a neutral option

shes not hot but i wouldnt say shes ugly
shes not hot but i wouldnt say shes ugly
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2:44PM on 07/23/2013

Pshh

Obviously
Obviously
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1:56PM on 07/23/2013
Natasha is alright, although that hairdo in the bra pic does no one any favors. :P

Also, not sure why you have a hate-on for Alison Brie in an article that's supposed to be about Natasha Lyonne (Asymmetrical features? Uh, no.)
Natasha is alright, although that hairdo in the bra pic does no one any favors. :P

Also, not sure why you have a hate-on for Alison Brie in an article that's supposed to be about Natasha Lyonne (Asymmetrical features? Uh, no.)
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12:44PM on 07/23/2013

yeah

Seems like a cool girl, I'd do her.
Seems like a cool girl, I'd do her.
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12:04PM on 07/23/2013
Sorry...but, no. I've just never found her quirky looks to classify as hot.
Sorry...but, no. I've just never found her quirky looks to classify as hot.
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11:27AM on 07/23/2013

Absolutely

Hot
Hot
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11:25AM on 07/23/2013
hot
hot
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10:03AM on 07/23/2013
I'm going with hot.there's always been something about her that just did it for me.
I'm going with hot.there's always been something about her that just did it for me.
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