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Hot or Not: Penelope Cruz

May. 20, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Last week was a toss up over whether Alexis Bledel was hot or just pretty. Does it take a good role, great looks or killer talent to push you over the hotness boiling point? That's the question. Is the following beauty hot, cute, pretty or something in the "other" category? What is it that makes you lust after her (or conversely, makes you want to retch)? You tell me.

Penelope Cruz

PCruz is another one of those chicks that I just can't put my finger on. In fact, I even hesitate to call her a chick. And no, I'm not going to go for the easy joke and call her chica. When she first started catching on in the U.S., I wasn't all that impressed with her. When she started dating Tom Cruise and popping up on the red carpet with him everywhere, I was even less turned on by her.

I guess one of the factors is that I've rarely seen photos of her where she isn't completely decked out and looking ready for the cameras. Her poses for the media are stiff and mannequin-like. I get this feeling as if she's a prude in real life and cares more about whether or not the sex will f*ck up her hair than actually putting herself into it. And that's a turn-off for me.

Does she dress up well? Absolutely. When they cake her down with make-up and she strikes that provocative look for the photographer, she can come off looking beautiful. In the end, however, I wonder how much of that beauty is true. Her body is seemingly killer in clothes, with her tits being pressed and shifted just so under her gowns but when she does nude scenes for films, they don't look like what was on the wrapper, you know? (Click here to see bare titties.) The false advertising bugs me.

But enough about my opinion. Tell me... is Penelope Cruz hot? Pretty? Cute? All or none of the above and why? Let's hear it.

Source: IMDB

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11:56PM on 05/24/2008
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8:46AM on 05/21/2008
Crazy Dud below me, you're definitely crazy. But to each his own, I spose. Anyways, on topic, I'm undecided on her. On the one hand, I've never gotten a big, uh, satisfaction from her work. Not really a fan of the movies I've seen her in. Though, to be fair, I havent seen any of her Spanish films. However, just seeing some of the publicity she did for that movie last year Volver...whooo weee, she was smokin hot in some of those. I guess it's kinda like this for me....outta sight, outta
Crazy Dud below me, you're definitely crazy. But to each his own, I spose. Anyways, on topic, I'm undecided on her. On the one hand, I've never gotten a big, uh, satisfaction from her work. Not really a fan of the movies I've seen her in. Though, to be fair, I havent seen any of her Spanish films. However, just seeing some of the publicity she did for that movie last year Volver...whooo weee, she was smokin hot in some of those. I guess it's kinda like this for me....outta sight, outta mind. But when she is in sight, yeah, I guess I gotta go with "Hot".
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3:57AM on 05/21/2008

EH . . .

I'm not a fan, but, then again, Latin women don't usually do anything for me. Hell, I don't even find Salma Hayek or Monica Belushi all that hot!
I'm not a fan, but, then again, Latin women don't usually do anything for me. Hell, I don't even find Salma Hayek or Monica Belushi all that hot!
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2:10AM on 05/21/2008

WTF?

Try this one, you'll never hesitate again about her:
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Try this one, you'll never hesitate again about her:
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1:57AM on 05/21/2008

split

the body is smoking. the face, eh so so.

i would hit that instantly, given the chance, but she wouldn't be my first choice.
the body is smoking. the face, eh so so.

i would hit that instantly, given the chance, but she wouldn't be my first choice.
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11:55PM on 05/20/2008

Hot

I have two words for you: Jamon, Jamon.
I have two words for you: Jamon, Jamon.
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11:27PM on 05/20/2008

Hot

Sometimes she doesn't look so good but in most of her movies she looks hot
Sometimes she doesn't look so good but in most of her movies she looks hot
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9:37PM on 05/20/2008

Meh. She's alright.

But for sheer Latina hotness you can't beat the undefeated queen of sultry sexiness, Salma Hayek. Or the near arrhythmia-inducing sexuality of Paz Vega.
But for sheer Latina hotness you can't beat the undefeated queen of sultry sexiness, Salma Hayek. Or the near arrhythmia-inducing sexuality of Paz Vega.
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8:27PM on 05/20/2008
I gotta say she is hot
I gotta say she is hot
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