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Hot or Not: Rebel Wilson

Oct. 2, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

There will never be a Hot or Not column dedicated to a fat f*ck like Billy Gardell. As I choose to post this week's lady, I realize that there will be some of you who think it's cruel that I'm subjecting her to a column based on looks. But as I've learned over the last few years of writing said column, I've been surprised at how many of you have quoted that a chick needs to have a personality, a sense of humour to get your motor revved. So let's put that lip service to the test, shall we? I'm not shying away from doing this feature because I'm supposed to realize that it's mean. I'm doing it because her movie PITCH PERFECT is out and I'd like to put to rest that other common gripe of how I only feature women that are "obviously" hot.

Rebel Wilson

I understand that the first time I was introduced to Rebel Wilson, she was meant to look like a disgusting, frumpy slob with an overly high (and wow, for a chick flick, how cruel was the undertone that she didn't have the gall to consider herself hotter than everyone else quietly determined she was?) opinion of herself and her own importance. I found the role annoying and unnecessary in the film as a whole. But man oh man did the rest of Hollywood catch on to having a new fattie to exploit in movies for simplistic jokes that sell to a simplistic minded society.

I don't find her pretty for a big girl. That's the common thing said when there's this waffling moment over whether a guy would consider banging a fatty. Being honest here, treating her the same way I would for any other woman of any other size that has been featured in this column, She's not attractive. Even if she were thin, I don't believe that I'd find her to be my type. Hell, she'd probably have that Anna Faris vibe, which... let's face it, we give Anna a lot of leeway since all the junk she's done to her face just because she can occasionally knock one out of the park.

I don't find Rebel Wilson funny. I didn't like her in BRIDESMAIDS, vaguely remember her as the plant in GHOST RIDER where she stares blankly like the typical Walmart character and describes that the dude's head was on fire, and honestly? All of the fat related jokes that the trailer for PITCH PERFECT relies on are insulting. Not to her, mind you, but the to the average movie-going audience that the movie companies have pegged for asshole fatty haters who assuage their guilt of laughing outright at a fat woman by saying it's OK if she's funny. She might very well be much funnier in the movie than what the hints have shown us, but I'd still prefer if we could stop trying to make Rebel Wilson "happen" so we can have a blonde Roseanne for the 2010's.

What do you think of Rebel Wilson?

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6:21AM on 10/02/2012

lol

No.....just.....no
No.....just.....no
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7:11AM on 10/02/2012

Nope

I'm on the "No" bus for this one also.
Based on what I know of her from movies, which is very little, she doesn't have personality and she's not altogether intelligent. That could very well be untrue, but her style of humor doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.
A blonde Roseanne would be awesome! Melissa McCarthy I think could snag that spot if need be. She's entertaining, unlike Rebel.
I'm on the "No" bus for this one also.
Based on what I know of her from movies, which is very little, she doesn't have personality and she's not altogether intelligent. That could very well be untrue, but her style of humor doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.
A blonde Roseanne would be awesome! Melissa McCarthy I think could snag that spot if need be. She's entertaining, unlike Rebel.
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7:18AM on 10/02/2012
Is this for real? I ain't drinking the cool aid!
Is this for real? I ain't drinking the cool aid!
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8:23AM on 10/02/2012
I like her personality and think she's cool for being able to make fun of herself. I'm probably biased because I'm Aussie and I remember watching her on Aussie TV years ago BUT she had the same stereotyped dumb, fat chick characters not too far off from the character she played in Bridesmaids. I'd love to see her do something else though.
She looked pretty funny in the trailer for Pitch Perfect (probably funniest bits out of the whole cast) but she's not hot and the whole fattie jokes might
I like her personality and think she's cool for being able to make fun of herself. I'm probably biased because I'm Aussie and I remember watching her on Aussie TV years ago BUT she had the same stereotyped dumb, fat chick characters not too far off from the character she played in Bridesmaids. I'd love to see her do something else though.
She looked pretty funny in the trailer for Pitch Perfect (probably funniest bits out of the whole cast) but she's not hot and the whole fattie jokes might make it seem to the average person that it's ok to laugh at larger people.
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9:01AM on 10/02/2012

Come on !

She's very talented and everything, but she's also the stereotypic UNHOT girl. A personality and a sense of humor make a hot girl hotter, and an okay girl hot, but it doesn't make an unhot girl hot.
That said, I repeat I completely respect her talent as a comic actress.
She's very talented and everything, but she's also the stereotypic UNHOT girl. A personality and a sense of humor make a hot girl hotter, and an okay girl hot, but it doesn't make an unhot girl hot.
That said, I repeat I completely respect her talent as a comic actress.
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10:17AM on 10/02/2012
I don't know a thing about her. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but no.
I don't know a thing about her. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but no.
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12:29PM on 10/02/2012

A few drink maybe?

hit me again.... eh, another... nope, drunk dick to drunk enough to hit that level crossed.
hit me again.... eh, another... nope, drunk dick to drunk enough to hit that level crossed.
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1:23PM on 10/02/2012
C'mon guy. Maybe if this were "Hot or Not: Its not whats on the outside, but the inside" edition but you're not doing this woman any favors by including her among the other borderline hot chicks from previous posts. Don't get me wrong, I have met plenty of heavy-set woman that are cute and if they dropped some weight, might even be hotter than the twigs I see on a regular basis.
C'mon guy. Maybe if this were "Hot or Not: Its not whats on the outside, but the inside" edition but you're not doing this woman any favors by including her among the other borderline hot chicks from previous posts. Don't get me wrong, I have met plenty of heavy-set woman that are cute and if they dropped some weight, might even be hotter than the twigs I see on a regular basis.
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5:13PM on 10/02/2012
is this really a question?
is this really a question?
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5:32PM on 10/02/2012
the christina hendricks fans might like her
the christina hendricks fans might like her
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5:42PM on 10/02/2012
She's 20 lbs away from being cute, but as of right now she's not hot.
She's 20 lbs away from being cute, but as of right now she's not hot.
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12:41PM on 12/08/2012
I think the number you're looking for is 80
I think the number you're looking for is 80
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8:34AM on 10/03/2012
No. See a woman has to have personality, that's true, but it needs to mix with her looks. I mean, some effort should be put into that department as well. There's no clear rule or an universal equation to decide whether a girl is hot or not. You judge the total package and to me Rebel WIlson doesn't do it in the looks depratment and she doesn't make it up with her personality
No. See a woman has to have personality, that's true, but it needs to mix with her looks. I mean, some effort should be put into that department as well. There's no clear rule or an universal equation to decide whether a girl is hot or not. You judge the total package and to me Rebel WIlson doesn't do it in the looks depratment and she doesn't make it up with her personality
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10:48PM on 03/06/2014
Yes, no doubt... She's really hot.
Yes, no doubt... She's really hot.
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