For those of you who are looking for a little more realism than the 50-year old Tom Cruise in space, chances are you'll be going to see the only other wide-release this weekend, THE LORDS OF SALEM. Because the movie is directed by Rob Zombie, his choice for lead actress and my choice for this week's Hot or Not selection are obvious.
Sheri Moon Zombie
She's the typical rock star wife-looking type of lady and she's stood by Rob's side for the past 20 some-odd years (the couple met in the late 1990's and have been married since 2002), I almost have to say my only complaint off the bat is that she changed her name from the original Sheri Lyn Skurkis. Call me nutty but that seems more wicked than moon.
What's impressive about the 42-year old Sheri is that she yes, looks great for her age, hasn't had any plastic surgery (that anyone has been able to prove) and cleans up from rock-n-roll wife to what looks like a typical piece of Hollywood arm candy like this. Give me the WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S. version of Mrs Zombie over this.
I've taken serious shit from those who are elbow-deep up the ass of the horror genre for saying that Rob's version of HALLOWEEN was preferable to me over the original. (I am in what appears to be wholehearted agreement that his HALLOWEEN 2 sucked the gigantic Halloweenie, which I guess should earn me a penny's worth of redemption.) I'm going to say that I like Sheri Moon Zombie very much. I think she's sexy. I am, however, curious just how sexy is surface and play-acting and how much of it travels to her core. There's this domesticated undertone to her which causes me to believe she's probably a snore at home. However, that's not the real question here.
Is Sheri Moon Zombie hot... or not?