I get cheap thrills out of movies featuring Milla Jovovich kicking ass. RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION might not be something I shell out money to go see in the theaters but it gave me the fodder I needed to kick off a very special 9/11 version of Hot or Not. Those flicks are all about the world getting saved over and over, right? A chance for us to recognize that we can make movie magic happen and bounce back for unlimited sequels. And breadsticks. Who doesn't love unlimited breadsticks?
Here's what really sucks for me about trying to judge Sienna. I've seen a great number of the films she's been in (to list some, KISS KISS (BANG BANG), THE TIME MACHINE, LOVE ACTUALLY, RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE, ERAGON, INKHEART, RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE and was there a movie where she played a girlfriend/wife of a guy who was in a coma at a hospital, or am I thinking of something else?). My point is, with as much as I've seen her in, she's never made an impression on me. I know she has a devoted group of fans who never give up on her, but frankly... I find her rather unremarkable as an actress.
She looks good when she's got on the RE gear and appears ready to blow off any head that need blowing off (insert whatever dirty jokes you'd like to here, I'm tapped out at the moment) and by simple deduction has a nice body and a pretty face. There's no reason that she shouldn't stand out more to me. Then again, that's just me.
I guess the conclusion of my thoughts is a no brainer here: I don't find her hot. I think she's cute, I think there's no reason for her not to be super successful on some British television show that hipster Americans can drool over (just assign her a brightly colored scarf - that's the ticket to get Yanks to pay attention to the Brits) but as far as movie star qualities go, I don't see them now and I don't foresee them later.
What do you think of Sienna Guillory?