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Hot or Not: Tilda Swinton

Jun. 24, 2014by: Cherry Liquor

Y'all are not big fans of La La Anthony, judging by the responses from last week's Hot or Not, although it appears that those opinions didn't deter anyone from going to see THINK LIKE A MAN TOO, which debuted at the top of the box office for the weekend. Not that it's going to matter with the latest Michael Bay movie getting dropped on us this week. Because I can't bear to submit you guys to all-out coverage of everything Bay, I thought we could take a look at one of the stars from the other, smaller release this week, SNOWPIERCER.

Tilda Swinton

Man, if I thought I was going to take shit for posting about La La last week, I'm certain I'm in for it this week. But that's supposed to be the concept behind this column. Sometimes I post the women I think will get the most obvious feedback to see if anyone has a different point of view. As far as Tilda is concerned, there's the whole near alien look that she has in a lot of her personal and red carpet appearances that I'm sure doesn't do much for male genitals hoping for more direct stimulation.

But what a striking figure Swinton cuts, whether on her own or in movies. Especially in movies. For instance, I grew up reading the C.S. Lewis books about Narnia and I have to say, I honestly can't imagine another actress who could have embodied The White Witch quite that well. And while I might be all by my lonesome in saying that I found her sexy in BURN AFTER READING, I'm still saying it.

Here's the thing about Tilda Swinton - whether or not she's legitimately hot is a moot point. If I had a gun to my head I'd say no. But she's so exceptionally captivating whenever she's on screen, it's hard to deny that she's not a magnetic presence. There's a reason why she has such a varied, successful career, even if that has both nothing and everything to do with how she looks.

What do you think of Tilda Swinton?

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1:17PM on 06/29/2014

No!

just UnHot!
just UnHot!
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3:39PM on 06/26/2014

How can I put this?

If her and Cate Blanchette were cast in a remake of twins; tilda would be the Danny Devito.
If her and Cate Blanchette were cast in a remake of twins; tilda would be the Danny Devito.
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2:45PM on 06/25/2014

Is this a serious question

NOT HOT, hell no not in any conceivable way is she even mildly attractive, looking at her naked would be like looking at an Ethiopian, cant get any skinnier, also just look at her in snow piercer that isn't makeup...its just bad clothing, that's how ugly she is. With that said she is one hell of an actress!!
NOT HOT, hell no not in any conceivable way is she even mildly attractive, looking at her naked would be like looking at an Ethiopian, cant get any skinnier, also just look at her in snow piercer that isn't makeup...its just bad clothing, that's how ugly she is. With that said she is one hell of an actress!!
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12:24PM on 06/25/2014
I would do her in a bony, androgynous heartbeat.
I would do her in a bony, androgynous heartbeat.
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8:29AM on 06/25/2014
She's a great actress, but I also think she's hideous. She's actually hurting ugly in my opinion.
She's a great actress, but I also think she's hideous. She's actually hurting ugly in my opinion.
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1:18AM on 06/25/2014

hot under the right circumstances

I was reading comments and everyone seem to agree on the same thing she has incredible presence and charisma when she's on screen and that makes her attractive however she chooses an androgynous style which works against her. If she simply wore and I'll get dress with some makeup and hair she'd be a total knockout
I was reading comments and everyone seem to agree on the same thing she has incredible presence and charisma when she's on screen and that makes her attractive however she chooses an androgynous style which works against her. If she simply wore and I'll get dress with some makeup and hair she'd be a total knockout
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1:14AM on 06/25/2014
Much respect for her career, but physically speaking... no.
Much respect for her career, but physically speaking... no.
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1:05AM on 06/25/2014

I admire her as an actress

and I'm sure she's very charming and personable, but she doesn't make me go, "Yowza!"
and I'm sure she's very charming and personable, but she doesn't make me go, "Yowza!"
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8:25PM on 06/24/2014
I often find her so alluring in a weird way.
I often find her so alluring in a weird way.
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5:20PM on 06/24/2014
Great character actress, but not appealing to me sexually.
Great character actress, but not appealing to me sexually.
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5:15PM on 06/24/2014
I like her as an actress and there have been a few times when she was legitimately hot. Check out the movie ORLANDO. Her nude scenes in that, with her long red hair and pale skin - damn. Also the movie YOUNG ADAM. I don't know how attractive she was in that, but she had some spectacular sex scenes, as did most everyone else in the cast.
I like her as an actress and there have been a few times when she was legitimately hot. Check out the movie ORLANDO. Her nude scenes in that, with her long red hair and pale skin - damn. Also the movie YOUNG ADAM. I don't know how attractive she was in that, but she had some spectacular sex scenes, as did most everyone else in the cast.
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3:08PM on 06/24/2014
There are times where she definitely doesn't look ugly, but I don't think I could call her hot in general.
There are times where she definitely doesn't look ugly, but I don't think I could call her hot in general.
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2:29PM on 06/24/2014
Shes unique.
Shes unique.
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12:31PM on 06/24/2014
She was okay in "The Beach." But hot? No.
She was okay in "The Beach." But hot? No.
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10:52AM on 06/24/2014

I think this is the first time I can say...

... "Not" without feeling guilty of insulting. You see, Tilda is aware of her looks and lots of times she tries to highlight that. Not that her style is ugly, but she goes for an androgenous kind of look (a la David Bowie).
... "Not" without feeling guilty of insulting. You see, Tilda is aware of her looks and lots of times she tries to highlight that. Not that her style is ugly, but she goes for an androgenous kind of look (a la David Bowie).
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9:44AM on 06/24/2014
Talented and in some ways attractive but not hot.
Talented and in some ways attractive but not hot.
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9:06AM on 06/24/2014
The only time she ever looked hot was in her brief role in Broken Flowers where she had long, wavy brown hair.
The only time she ever looked hot was in her brief role in Broken Flowers where she had long, wavy brown hair.
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7:25AM on 06/24/2014
Really reaching on this one......is it April 1st?
Really reaching on this one......is it April 1st?
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3:52AM on 06/24/2014
Not for me, but I can totally understand why some might find her androgynous style attractive. And yeah, she was pretty sexy as the evil ice witch in Narnia.
Not for me, but I can totally understand why some might find her androgynous style attractive. And yeah, she was pretty sexy as the evil ice witch in Narnia.
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