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Hot or Not: Uma Thurman

Jun. 24, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

There were a variety of reactions to last week's HoN selection, Claire Danes. Some really great discussion went on, including mention of her feet, which I honestly didn't see coming. This week was a pretty hard one for me, as my selected hottie has had so many different looks over the years that selecting three good pictures of her was agonizing. I present to you, for your dissection...

Uma Thurman

The first thing that I can truly remember Uma being in was THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN, in dual roles but most notably as the nude and fabulous Venus. She was willowy and striking, this fragile looking goddess with wide eyes and a lilt to her voice. (I also recommend checking out WHERE THE HEART IS to see a young, nude and body painted Uma.) I liked how she looked but doubted that she was going to be much more than model fluff that props up the movie industry between finding the next big thing.

Along the way, she ended up surprising me. Her roles in the 1990's ranged from forgettable crap like JENNIFER 8 to fluffy, "I'm just here to look good and say a few wise words you wouldn't expect me to say" in BEAUTIFUL GIRLS to her meatier and yet polar opposite roles in THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS and PULP FICTION. She's forever remembered as the iconic "Missus Mia Wallace" with the black bob and the adrenaline syringe sticking out of her chest. However, she also fell in love with Ethan Hawke on the set of 1997's GATTACA (I personally love that film), had a couple of kids with him and then ended up in a messy divorce a short while later.

Since sorting out her marital heartbreak (Hawke cheated on her with their children's nanny and has now knocked that woman up and is marrying her) and dating a couple of rich tycoons, Uma has also grown into the fully realized woman that looked haggard in the back of the Pussy Wagon in the first half of KILL BILL, willing herself to move that ugly little piggy of hers. At 38, Uma now swims with the big fish in Hollywood, 20 years after gliding into the water without causing all that big of a ripple. I myself think that with all the flaws that she possesses (the big feet, the funny shaped nose and those eyes which have always confused me), it makes her all the more powerful in her hotness.

But enough from me. What say you about Uma Thurman?

Extra Tidbit: "When you're forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you." - Uma.
Source: IMDB

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1:05PM on 06/25/2008

Hotter with age

She just keeps getting hotter if you ask me and Scar Jo can definitely stay up there. Anybody who says otherwise might need to look around and walk out of the closet they're in.
She just keeps getting hotter if you ask me and Scar Jo can definitely stay up there. Anybody who says otherwise might need to look around and walk out of the closet they're in.
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8:45AM on 06/25/2008
Well, I've always been one to say a career really helps whether a movie star chick is Hot or Not. But in this case, it just doesnt help. Uma is great in Kill Bill, Gattaca, and my personal pick for best film of all time Pulp Fiction. Missus Mia Wallace should be enough to warrant a "Hot Dog"....but just...isnt. I personally have never thought her looks were made any better for having a kick ass career. The schnozz, the weird eyes at times, and...well, I dont care about feet so those dont
Well, I've always been one to say a career really helps whether a movie star chick is Hot or Not. But in this case, it just doesnt help. Uma is great in Kill Bill, Gattaca, and my personal pick for best film of all time Pulp Fiction. Missus Mia Wallace should be enough to warrant a "Hot Dog"....but just...isnt. I personally have never thought her looks were made any better for having a kick ass career. The schnozz, the weird eyes at times, and...well, I dont care about feet so those dont matter. But, she just never oozed "Sexy" to me other than her characters personalities. Mia Wallace? Sure, sexy...but Uma Thurman, not so much.

By the way: DONT change the Scarlett Johannson pic. That IS the definition of HOT. That's my favorite picture of her! I have friends telling me I need to get over that pic, but no. Just no.
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7:49AM on 06/25/2008

NOT!

Going on looks- she's got nothing that appeals to me. She sounds like she's got a very attitude and personality- but this a superficial test. I like that quote by the way.
Going on looks- she's got nothing that appeals to me. She sounds like she's got a very attitude and personality- but this a superficial test. I like that quote by the way.
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2:06AM on 06/25/2008
Yo, and Scarlett Johanson needs to be removed as the graphic example of "hot". Her face looks like autism made corporeal, and her body looks like a charity event.
Yo, and Scarlett Johanson needs to be removed as the graphic example of "hot". Her face looks like autism made corporeal, and her body looks like a charity event.
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1:20AM on 06/25/2008

Not Hot

Honestly, I don't see the appeal of Uma. She was cool in Kill Bill, but I don't think she's hot at all.
Honestly, I don't see the appeal of Uma. She was cool in Kill Bill, but I don't think she's hot at all.
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10:57PM on 06/24/2008
She is just fucking dreadful, to be honest.

And anyone that doesn't agree has some form of retardation, to be honest.
She is just fucking dreadful, to be honest.

And anyone that doesn't agree has some form of retardation, to be honest.
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10:54PM on 06/24/2008

Droooool

Words cannot describe the hotness of Uma
Words cannot describe the hotness of Uma
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9:53PM on 06/24/2008
I think she's hot as f*ck. especially kickin all that ass in kill bill. i've always had a pole up for her.

and i could kick ethan hawke right in his use to be sexy face.
I think she's hot as f*ck. especially kickin all that ass in kill bill. i've always had a pole up for her.

and i could kick ethan hawke right in his use to be sexy face.
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9:48PM on 06/24/2008

What's wrong with her nose?

If we all had cute little cookie cutter buttons in the middle of our faces, the world would be a boring place. Just ask Jennifer Grey.

Is Uma hot? Mrs. Mia Wallace. Nuff Said. But I do agree that she has succumbed to that underfed Hollywood standard. So sad.
If we all had cute little cookie cutter buttons in the middle of our faces, the world would be a boring place. Just ask Jennifer Grey.

Is Uma hot? Mrs. Mia Wallace. Nuff Said. But I do agree that she has succumbed to that underfed Hollywood standard. So sad.
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9:22PM on 06/24/2008
i was a much bigger fan of her look back in the Munchausen/Dangerous Liaisons days. she had a bit more meat on her back then.

in recent years she's acquiesced to that Hollywood bag of bones so-called ideal, which has negatively emphasized her height, making her a lanky, awkward-looking thing with flattened features.

i'm a big fan of many of her performances, but i can't say that i find her particularly attractive anymore.
i was a much bigger fan of her look back in the Munchausen/Dangerous Liaisons days. she had a bit more meat on her back then.

in recent years she's acquiesced to that Hollywood bag of bones so-called ideal, which has negatively emphasized her height, making her a lanky, awkward-looking thing with flattened features.

i'm a big fan of many of her performances, but i can't say that i find her particularly attractive anymore.
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8:41PM on 06/24/2008

Not

I just find her face very unattractive.

But Gattaca was awesome.
I just find her face very unattractive.

But Gattaca was awesome.
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8:33PM on 06/24/2008

MILF

I think she's got a great bod for being a mother and almost 40. She's representing for the ladies! I agree about the big feet and funny nose, but there's still something about her!
I think she's got a great bod for being a mother and almost 40. She's representing for the ladies! I agree about the big feet and funny nose, but there's still something about her!
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8:28PM on 06/24/2008
I've always been on the fence with her, but leaned on the hot side. She's smart, sassy, seems to have a good sense of humor, and has nice enough cans.

I'm going hot.

My brother always said she looks like her vagina smells.....
I've always been on the fence with her, but leaned on the hot side. She's smart, sassy, seems to have a good sense of humor, and has nice enough cans.

I'm going hot.

My brother always said she looks like her vagina smells.....
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