in FADING GIGOLO, we're supposed to believe that 78-year old Woody Allen has what it takes to work within the professional Don Juan world. Whatever you believe about Allen, I still think that concept is difficult to swallow. Whether or not this week's Hot or Not selection is a babe might be a more difficult call.
While she's certainly popular in her native country of France, would most Americans have any clue who Vanessa Paradis is if she hadn't hooked up with Johnny Depp? Even as a model, it's hard to believe that Paradis' unique look could have been one of note in our perfection obsessed society.
Vanessa definitely has a lot of the qualifications for babehood. She's tall, thin and has a striking appearance. But she's also devoid of any kind of curves, even petite ones, and that grill of hers is rather off-putting when you consider that most people are drawn instantly to the quality of another person's teeth.
While there's a lot going on for Paradis when she's photographed professionally and keeping her mouth closed, I honestly don't see her appeal. I have to imagine that she's a bit of a tiger in regards to her personality and sexuality based solely on the fact that she's French. Still, I am hard pressed to find anything remotely hot about her.
What do you think of Vanessa Paradis?