Holy crap is right, Jessica Biel turns 33-years-old today! Remember when Justin Timberlake wasn't hiding her in a dungeon beneath his mansion, in an effort to keep the aura her hotness from escaping his corridors? Those were good times. Okay, so I don't know for sure Timberlake is entirely responsible for the continued delay of our desperately needed Biel fix, but she is sorely missed nonetheless. I guess we'll have to make due with some classic Biel moments, like this bundle of scenes from THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, in which she completely disintegrated her "7th Heaven" image. We should all be grateful for Biel setting foot on this stepping stone, which led her to being the hottie we all know and love. Happy birthday, Jessica! We'll be sending you a cake (with a nail file in it)!
Jessica Biel's sexy moments - THE RULES OF ATTRACTION (2002)