While 11 of the New England Patriots's footballs may have peculiarly deflated overnight, the size of Kim Kardashian's ass continues to expand. I bring these two happenstances together because of the ad she just premiered for something called "Data Stash" by T-Mobile, which is set to air during Super Bowl XLIX. Ths clip features her world famous XXXL heiny, and it's literally the butt of the joke. It's about time that thing got some attention! Most people on the internet seem to have moved on from their obsession with Kardashian, or Kardashian-West (sorry, I take the pills to help me forget), but most people I talk to in the real world still seem to think she's really attractive. That's slightly concerning, but it could just be that I need more of a social life than playing backgammon with my imaginary cat. Anyway, if you're one of those haters and still looking to get your fix of overtly sexual Super Bowl ads, you should head over here to watch Charlotte McKinney's eat a burger.
Kim Kardashian's butt-filled Super Bowl commercial (2015)