Remember Rob Schneider? No? THE HOT CHICK? Well, if you don't remember that, surely you remember DEUCE BIGELOW. Doesn't ring any bells? Hmm... What about THE STAPLER? Nothin'? I think you see what I'm doing here. It's not that his movies were completely forgetable, but wouldn't it be great if they were? He was actually much better off when he took much smaller roles in movies like JUDGE DREDD and HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK, before Adam Sandler started putting him in his own movies with throwaway scripts; terrible movies aimed at Neanderthals and troubled children with no guidance whatsoever. Speaking of which, here's a scene from THE ANIMAL (2001), featuring the really, ridiculously good-looking Morisa Taylor Kaplan in a little white dress. You're welcome.
Morisa Taylor Kaplan looking white hot in a white dress (2001)