After all the noise that was made after Alexandra Daddario unleashed her dirty pillows on "True Detective" a couple of weeks back, many of you were probably expecting a "Report Card" on the blue-eyed beauty. Someone even asked, "What gives? Felt like enough people were talking about her this week?"... Precisely. I didn't mean to ignore your request, Jay Beezy, there was just already a lot of Daddario to go around, plus I was hesitant to jump into those waters. After my report on Kloe Kardashian, I was honestly confused and terrified by how many people defended her, so naturally, I didn't want to touch Daddario with a 6 foot pole (other than my own, of course). Now that the water has settled, I'll probably still get truckloads of shit for saying anything slightly negative about this actress... but screw it. The real reason anyone attends this class is for the pictures anyway, right? So let's get on with it!
I must admit, perhaps with a hint of shame, that I didn't see what the big deal was about Alexandra at first. I knew some people who contemplated seeing TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D just because they thought she was hot, or rather "gorgeous". I laughed then, but now I can see what the appeal. Alexandra's kind of like a fairy tale princess… A fairy tale princess who takes her clothes off.
When I mention bringing up "anything slightly negative" in the intro, this is what I meant. But it's not because she lacks an ass, it's just that we don't get to see nearly enough of it. I know, I know, "How could you say this after what happened on 'True Detective' Prof. Crumb?" Well, just like Alexandra's mugshot, I like to get to know my asses before giving them too much credit. There are far too few photos the thing, it may as well be the Loch Ness Monster. Let's hope she continues to show off her derriere equally as much as her dairy products.
Of course, let's give credit where credit is due. I'm willing to bet many of you hardly knew who Alexandra was, if at all, until they got a peek of her finest assets on "True Detective". The sudden but savored moment may have been a bit blown out of proportion on the web, but it was refreshing to see people talking about two boobs that were neither Justin Bieber or Rob Ford. The episode was appropriately titled "Seeing Things", and boy, things we did see! Woody Harrelson is one lucky man. Seriously.
I've been thinking about changing up the "fitness" category when it comes to certain hotties, but to me, it seems perfectly appropriate for Daddario. I may be bitter about the lack of over-the-shoulder poses from her, but there's no doubt she has the ability to make the boys drool from all three-hundred and sixty degrees.
I never saw TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D or any of the PERCY JACKSON flicks, not that they didn't look like outstanding achievements in cinema. I'm quite certain the only thing I've ever seen Alexandra act in is "True Detective", which is a damned ambitious, star-studded show, even if it has only been on for a few weeks. Now that I've been made aware of Daddario's, uhm, talents, I certainly hope she achieves success in this crazy biz. Let's just hope she has the backbone to turn down the script for TEXAS CHAINSAW 3DD.
Again, I couldn't say too much about Alexandra, as I'm hardly familiar with this hottie. I will mention that I had almost featured her in a "Sexy TwitPics" column a while back, and to my astonishment, she seemed to lead a very normal, wholesome lifestyle. And here I thought she just walked the streets with her shirt off all day long. Even her comments on her topless scene were very respectable. "It wasn't anything awkward in that sense. I tried not to think about it too much before shooting the more intimate scenes and just sort of did it. [Harrelson] has been there done that. He's Woody Harrelson. If there's anybody that I was going to be comfortable with, it's somebody like him." Oh, Woody Harrelson, you soul-selling devil worshiper, you.