We're three days into the new year, and like a rabid bat out of hell, "Community" has already made its way back on the air. Is this a good thing, necessarily? Of course it is! Not because it's best show, or even because Mike from "Breaking Bad" will be appearing in the comeback season, but for one special reason… more Annie and Britta cat fights (potentially)! In case you haven't heard, the show has almost made Alison Brie more famous for being a "gif paragon" than for her comedic qualities. Indeed, she is quite a lovely specimen to lay eyes on, but how does this funny girl do in a classroom filled with other hotties?
When I first noticed Alison, she kind of struck me as someone who might work as a summer camp counselor or pre-school teacher; a soccer mom sans the kids. She gradually grew on me more and more, but that was mostly due to her occasional underpants photoshoots. Basically, my attraction to Brie probably didn't start above the shoulders, but there's no denying she has a good mixture of "cute" and "hot" going on.
Yet another sad case of a lack of exposure. It's not that she has no ass, but if it was truly substantial, we'd have noticed by now. I wish there was more to say about Brie's buttocks, but for the most part, she works her hottie magic from the front end of things. Of course, Brie has the power to improve her grade in this subject, simply by having a beach day, or having more photos taken like this...
Whatever shortcomings Brie has behind her, she makes up for with a superb upper-deck. The evolution of Brie's bewbage should be made into a twelve-part documentary, and narrated by Morgan Freeman. Over the years, thanks to endless screencaps and slow-mo replays, Alison's ample assets have made a name for themselves. Brie seems to be pretty self-aware in regards to the matter. We just hope she keeps up the good work.
Alison's body type was another thing I wasn't entirely sold on when I first saw her in a baggy sweater behind a desk. Once again, Alison proved me wrong over time. Who knows what was going through my mind in those earlier years (intense drug-use)? If anything at all, she could be a bit more tone in certain areas, but who am I kidding? It's a very nice figure. Any guy with a bad pick-up line would be lucky for Alison to hold it against them.
Alison's current career is the result of a snowball effect, which started by her brief stint in the cheaply-made series "Hot Sluts". She'd worked as an actress before then, but her roles in "Community", "Mad Men", SCREAM 4 and THE FIVE-YEAR ENGAGEMENT all came after "Hot Sluts", so check it out. While she's certainly climbed the ladder since then, I wish we would've seen Alison grab Hollywood's attention by the nuts by now. Luckily, she looks to be busy in 2014, with more prominent roles in GET A JOB, SEARCH PARTY, NO STRANGER THAN LOVE and the continuation of "Community", of course.
It's tough not to dig a hottie who's so unbelievably perky (in some places more than others), and who once started an ambitious career as a clown. Yeah, that kind of clown. Plus it doesn't hurt that, while she may not get the best projects, she's actually got some chops as an actress. She never comes off as dull or boring, but then again, I have a hunch the entire cast of "Community" feeds on nothing but Red Bull and caffeinated marshmallows (except for Joel McHale, who lives off of the leaves in the high trees). All in all, Brie's just another hot chick in the hall.