The response from last week's final "Report Card" for Paula Patton was as brutal as a wedding in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, but like I always say, there's a reason I write these columns and you don't (you have my back, right, STAR TREK writer Roberto Orci?). Anyway, I figured I might as well put at least one of you schmoes at ease, and that schmoe is Move Fan Central's very own Letsgotothemall, who's consistently suggested sitcom hottie Cobie Smulders. Cobie is fitting for this week, since her show "How I Met Your Mother" is premiering its 9th and final season on Monday, September 23rd on CBS. Of course, she will also be appearing in the pilot episode of "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." on Wednesday, September 24th on ABC. Alright, I'd say that's all the introduction this gal needs. Now, onto the pictures!
Any guy would be lucky to score a woman like Cobie, and she even looks like quality girlfriend/wife material. Speaking in high school terms, she may not be the head cheerleader who makes you weak at the knees, but she could certainly pass as the girl you stare creepily at while flunking your geometry class. In other words, still better-looking than any woman I'll ever have.
Y'know, a lot of teachers have their pet peeves. For some, it's when their students don't show their work. For others, it's when their students constantly click their pens during class. For me, it's when I cannot find a single decent ass shot of a particular hottie for the life of me. It's especially frustrating when it seems as if they have nothing to hide. Cobie could very possibly be above average in this category, but until I see more than a profile shot, her butt may as well only half-exist.
At least I can give her some presentation points for this one. If you're going by size alone, Cobie's dynamic duo may not be worth risking life an limb for, but that doesn't mean they aren't precious, perky and petite all in the same package. She also seems to have gotten pretty good at fluffing them up and turning more heads at public events. You go, girl!
Some schmoes have stated in the past that Smulders filled out a black catsuit even better than the ever so curve-tacular Scarlett Johansson in last year's MARVEL'S THE AVENGERS. While I wouldn't put Cobie's figure on that high of a pedestal, I can understand why its praises are so loudly sung. If I were to add grades for "belly" and "legs", her hottie GPA would be greatly improved. Of all the Marvel-related actresses I wouldn't mind snapping my neck with their inner thighs, she's one of them. What a way to go.
Let's be honest, Cobie has achieved a hell of a lot more than I ever will in the biz (or life in general). Nine seasons on a majorly successful sitcom, plus playing a recurring character in several of the past (and future) Marvel movies? That's pretty dern'd impressive. Still, the majority of popcorn munchers still don't know this hottie by name just yet, but I would imagine that time is just around the corner.
Little as I may know about Cobie's personal life, her attitude is far from snobby when it comes to her interviews. In fact, on the contrary, she's quite the charmer. Her body language alone is like a tractor beam, in that she seems generally laid back and easy to approach. Who's to say whether or not she's hiding some Chitauri skeletons in her closet? To say the least, she easily surpasses last week's "student" in this subject for one simple reason: she isn't nailin' Robin Thicke.