Today is Friday, June 27th, 2014… a day that we will cherish for years to come. Today, "Girl Meets World" will premiere on the Disney Channel at approximately 7:45pm (EST). Exaggerating? You may think I am, but when this project was first announced about a year and a half ago, it was kind of a big deal, especially to fans of the original series "Boy Meets World". And now that the show is finally making it's debut, we haven't heard Jack squat about it (he's too busy squatting about soccer), so I thought I'd bring it to all y'all's attention. The program will have a brand new, young female in the lead, but her parents will be played by Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel, whom you may remember as "Topanga". You may also be aware that Danielle has become quite the outstanding hottie over the years. If you're still unaware of this phenomenon, well, you're about to be schooled. So let's make like Mr. Feeny and give Topanga a report card concerning the details of her hotness!
Growing up, I never quite understood why a hunk like Fred Savage would want to get with a girl like Fishel. I mean, that dude could get any piece of ass he wants, right? However, as time went on, and Fishel's genes developed, I can see I was very much in the wrong. Sure, she's still got some kind of weird Olsen twins thing going on , although, having been a child star in the '90's, that's probably all in my head. When you look at the whole package, Danielle's face may not stick out like other parts, but she brings that familiar vibe of Californian-born babe.
My fellow professors often get angry with me for being too easy on the students when it comes to this subject, so I'm going to judge a tad bit harder this time around. I don't think Danielle as concerned herself all too much with the shape of her backside, especially considering her school schedule, and the fact that she uses other features to distract us from that area. That said, there's really not too much to get excited about in this area. She's learned to make it work, as she's very skilled in a different department, but we'll get to that shortly.
Even if you kept up with Topanga only shortly after "Boy Meets World" met its end, you probably noticed exaclty what everyone else did: her bosoms got f*cking huge. Of course, she may have had some extra help due to her temporary weight-gain, which caused her to suffer in other areas, but what's truly fascinating is how here boobs developed into a couple of ripe melons, and stayed that way. Anyone who caught her spread last year in Maxim magazine knows Danielle is well aware of this fact, and god bless her for that.
This is where we usually go over "fitness", but I felt like that was already pretty much addressed in the paragraph about her bum. So I decided to do something a little extra special for a hottie with one special talent, and that's excellent posture. When Fishel was starting out, she was practically a stick figure with huge fishbowl eyes, and once her body began to change, there was a period where she didn't seem to know how to present herself. Then, wallah! She learned to arch her back in a way that would keep Jessica Rabbit on her badly drawn toes. Without this skill, we may not have never noticed just how hot Fishel could be.
You can't disappear for practically over a decade and expect it not to take a toll on your career score (and I'm sorry, but the DORM DAZE movies don't count as movies... I don't know what the hell those were). I understand she's been going to school, and didn't have time to go on audition after audition in the hopes of finding her "next big role". Still, a career is a career. Don't get me wrong, if she'd become an attention-hungry reality star on the E! network, I probably would've given her an even lower grade, so at least it never got that bad. And she might just rise again during this season of "Girl Meets World", if the wardrobe department does their job right.
I really can't say much about Danielle here, mainly because she's been off the radar for so long, so I'm giving her the default grade of "B+" so nobody can throw rocks at me. I would assume she's a pretty fun person, although she also kind of strikes me as sort of tomboyish, like she's spent the last 10 years doing jello shots at frat parties. However, if the Disney Channel likes her, she's probably a fairly friendly and fun gal to be around, like Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus. You see what I did there?