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Hottie Report Card: Emily Blunt

Jun. 6, 2014by: Salacious Crumb

Yesterday, we were just on the edge of seeing the release of EDGE OF TOMORROW, which comes out today. So far, the Tom Cruise sci-fi epic has recieved a surprisingly big number of positive reviews. What looked like you typical, commitee-created Hollywood cash-grab may actually, in fact, wind up being a fun time at the theater. Before this news came along, I personally had little interest in checking it out. If I may be blunt, that little bit of interest was due to Cruise's co-star, and reknowned English hottie, Emily Blunt. This brought it to my attention that Emily has yet to have received the "Hottie Report Card" treatment. So let's grab our theoretical pencils and put her to the test, shall we?

From the first time I ever layed eyes on Emily, I thought she was the poor man's Katy Perry. I know that sounds bad, but I don't really consider that a negative thing. In no way did I ever find Blunt unattractive from the shoulders up, mind you, I just viewed her slightly above average in this department. Of course, as we continue, you'll see many of her other strengths outway this subject.

If you've ever seen Blunt in CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR, her backside probably caught your eye like a tractor beam at least once. Emily most certainly has some potential in this area, and my only criticism would be that she doesn't take enough advantage of the gift the almighty has given her. It's tough to defend a hottie's heiny when you have virtually no examples to go by, few over the shoulder shots, and rare visits to the beach. I know the life of a hot celebrity doesn't revolve around the nerd drooling at her through a computer screen, but it should, don't ya think?

Here's another subject which could be greatly improved by a bit more showmanship. Of course, there's nothing wrong with this particular rack, as far as we know, anyway. From what I've gathered, they're full, natural, and they exist, which basically fits all the criterea for a beautiful bosom. Luckily, Emily's began to show a little more confidence in this subject, so let's hope it's not only temporary.

Here's a category Blunt rocks, and I will proudly defend. She's clearly kept in terrific shape all throughout her run as an actress. She clearly puts a hell of an effort into making this a possibility, and it's impossible not to respect that. Plus, some of the most awesome photos I've seen of Emily are her workout photos, which serve as icing on the cake.

You can't knock on Emily Blunt's career, and no, it doesn't matter if your grandparents don't know who she is. She gained recognition with her excellent performances in smaller films and made her smaller roles stand out until she finally started getting high-profile gigs. Some have been pretty damn fantastic (LOOPER, CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR), and others have been kind of disappointing (THE WOLFMAN, GULLIVER'S TRAVELS). Still, she's built up quite an impressive resume over the years for being a 31-year-old hottie from England.

Blunt has shown her ability to make us laugh, and laugh at herself, while at the same time being able to play a straight dramatic role at the drop of a hat. It's obvious why so many makers of film want to work with this woman time and time again. She seems like a sheer delight and a lot more easy-going than you might have expected beforehand. Whatever she hardly lacks in any of the previous subjects, she makes up for here. I don't think there's a doubt in anyone's mind that Blunt is an established "movie hottie".

Extra Tidbit: How would you have graded our student of the week, professor?

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11:51PM on 06/08/2014

Absolutely hot

...DUH!!!
...DUH!!!
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9:48PM on 06/07/2014
A C+ on her face? Come on man. Lance is gonna have to give you an F on your C+ Salacious. She's unquestionably a solid B+.
A C+ on her face? Come on man. Lance is gonna have to give you an F on your C+ Salacious. She's unquestionably a solid B+.
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12:33PM on 06/07/2014
Much too harsh on the face. Kate Perry is a very poor version of Emily Blunt if anything. That woman's looks is so overrated it's insane. Emily may not be Kate Beckinsale stunning, but I think she has a very beautiful face in an untypical way. I'd give her at least a B+, if not an A-. Just saw her in Edge of Tomorrow last night and she looked amazing, she needs to be blonde all the time though. It's a great look on her.
Much too harsh on the face. Kate Perry is a very poor version of Emily Blunt if anything. That woman's looks is so overrated it's insane. Emily may not be Kate Beckinsale stunning, but I think she has a very beautiful face in an untypical way. I'd give her at least a B+, if not an A-. Just saw her in Edge of Tomorrow last night and she looked amazing, she needs to be blonde all the time though. It's a great look on her.
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12:37AM on 06/07/2014
Fair grades all around.
Fair grades all around.
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7:45PM on 06/06/2014
Smoking crack leads to a life of crime, and rating Emily Blunt's face a C+.
Smoking crack leads to a life of crime, and rating Emily Blunt's face a C+.
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9:51PM on 06/06/2014
If there's a face of a particular popular actress that I'm not fond of, I would pick Shailene Woodley's. There's just something off about it for me. I don't know if it was exacerbated by her new pixie cut, but I'm just not very attracted to it at all. So if there's a report card on her and her face is graded higher than Emily's, I will consider that blasphemous.
If there's a face of a particular popular actress that I'm not fond of, I would pick Shailene Woodley's. There's just something off about it for me. I don't know if it was exacerbated by her new pixie cut, but I'm just not very attracted to it at all. So if there's a report card on her and her face is graded higher than Emily's, I will consider that blasphemous.
5:01PM on 06/06/2014

SPOT ON

I totally agree on the C+ grade for her face. I'd even go as low as a D. She has a weird face along with a butt chin. Basically she's ugly.
I totally agree on the C+ grade for her face. I'd even go as low as a D. She has a weird face along with a butt chin. Basically she's ugly.
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3:42PM on 06/06/2014

I love Blunt's face as well.

Don't get why that's low as well.
Don't get why that's low as well.
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12:35AM on 06/07/2014
Yeah, definitely better than C+. Very pretty lady.
Yeah, definitely better than C+. Very pretty lady.
1:45PM on 06/06/2014
"I thought [Emily] was the poor man's Katy Perry."

T'other way round, blind sir.
"I thought [Emily] was the poor man's Katy Perry."

T'other way round, blind sir.
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12:21PM on 06/06/2014
Whoever gave her face a c+ is blind or they never had a women that hot
Whoever gave her face a c+ is blind or they never had a women that hot
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10:36AM on 06/06/2014
C+ for the face??? You have to be joking!!!!
C+ for the face??? You have to be joking!!!!
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10:05AM on 06/06/2014
I gotta disagree with you, Blunt is top notch material. A for sure!
I gotta disagree with you, Blunt is top notch material. A for sure!
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9:12AM on 06/06/2014
never been into her because i think shes just kinda bland looking, but saw edge of tomorrow last night and have a new found appreciation for her.
never been into her because i think shes just kinda bland looking, but saw edge of tomorrow last night and have a new found appreciation for her.
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9:09AM on 06/06/2014
C+ for face? Looks like we have someone with impossible high standards doing these. She is beautiful.
C+ for face? Looks like we have someone with impossible high standards doing these. She is beautiful.
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8:14AM on 06/06/2014
A's all across the board from me. Woman is gorgeous.
A's all across the board from me. Woman is gorgeous.
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7:21AM on 06/06/2014
I think she's the archetypical English Rose, and she's a very versatile and entertaining actress. I always put her in the same category as Rose Byrne (though Rose Byrne is Australian). I definitely don't think she deserves a C+ on the face; she's very pretty. She isn't the first name to pop into my head when I think "sexy" but yeah, she is very sexy. She kicked so much ass in Edge of Tomorrow and was believable as an action heroine in spite of her slight frame; she really worked hard at the
I think she's the archetypical English Rose, and she's a very versatile and entertaining actress. I always put her in the same category as Rose Byrne (though Rose Byrne is Australian). I definitely don't think she deserves a C+ on the face; she's very pretty. She isn't the first name to pop into my head when I think "sexy" but yeah, she is very sexy. She kicked so much ass in Edge of Tomorrow and was believable as an action heroine in spite of her slight frame; she really worked hard at the role.
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7:20AM on 06/06/2014

Face a C??

Whose face were you looking at when you did this?
Whose face were you looking at when you did this?
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4:24AM on 06/06/2014
Wow ! Cs and Bs ! I really disagree with this. For me she's an A girl.
Wow ! Cs and Bs ! I really disagree with this. For me she's an A girl.
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2:52AM on 06/06/2014

I respectfully fullheartedly disagree!

C+ on her face? Sometimes it appears they photoshop the skin directly under her eyes out, making her look completely different. I think she's drop dead gorgeous. Her face gets an A from me. She's not been around that long but she's made a lot of quality movies so I'd give her at least an A- there, and that will go up as time goes on. Agree with fitness although I would imagine with the training she's been through recently she should be an A+. I don't know how you guys judge boobs but
C+ on her face? Sometimes it appears they photoshop the skin directly under her eyes out, making her look completely different. I think she's drop dead gorgeous. Her face gets an A from me. She's not been around that long but she's made a lot of quality movies so I'd give her at least an A- there, and that will go up as time goes on. Agree with fitness although I would imagine with the training she's been through recently she should be an A+. I don't know how you guys judge boobs but hers look like A's to me. Are they judged by size? I don't judge that way so I'm going with A. Her ass looks good to me. (no disrespect with my disagreements here Salacious - but you asked) My final rating would be an A. [link]
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8:50AM on 06/06/2014
I think the Professor got a bit bogged down again by Ms. Blunt not showing her work (to use teacher talk).
I think the Professor got a bit bogged down again by Ms. Blunt not showing her work (to use teacher talk).
12:00AM on 06/07/2014
Emily has shown her work in one of her earlier roles.
Emily has shown her work in one of her earlier roles.
10:20AM on 06/07/2014
I didn't mean to imply that she hasn't. The Professor just missed it somehow. It's not the first time but nobody's perfect.
I didn't mean to imply that she hasn't. The Professor just missed it somehow. It's not the first time but nobody's perfect.
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