Even with all the Legos and cyborg police officers still making noise in theaters, surely there are some Paul W.S. Anderson fans out there who will be checking out his new film POMPEII this weekend. While it's not the director's usual schtick of filming his wife Milla Jovovich flipping around in tight outfits from various angles, it does feature Australian actress Emily Browning, who just might make you erupt like a volcano (too soon?). So let us dissect this hottie in full detail to help us decide if she's worth risking your measly $12 to watch a whole civilization of people go up in flames. 'Cause otherwise, that would be boring, right?
Well, if you're in need of cheekbones, Emily's got plenty to spare. I feel a bit torn, because on the one hand, she looks like a blend between Gemma Arterton and Jennifer Lawrence. On the other hand, while Emily's beautiful, she doesn't even touch either of those two. I remember being pretty heartbroken when they swapped Evan Rachel Wood out with Emily as the lead in SUCKER PUNCH, but once I saw the movie, there were plenty of other things to complain about.
I probably would've put Emily's backyard on a higher scale if images it weren't so difficult to find. It's probably one of her best features, though that's not to say she knocks Maria Menounos or Jessica Biel out of the park when it comes to this territory. I suppose one word which best describes the feeling when viewing Emily's bare bottom is "pleasant".
If you want to feel like a creeper for the rest of your life, check out the Aussie drama SLEEPING BEAUTY, in which you can spot Emily's boobies in all their glory, as well as other things. While I think it was bold of her to take on the role, I don't have much of an opinion when it comes to this part of Emily's anatomy. Again, she has a "pleasant" pair.
Emily has a figure sketch artists would probably fall in love with. Her pale skin and lack of muscle tone actually seem to work for her, rather than against her. Sure, she may not be packing as much T&A as others, but her body itself remains beautifully feminine, in a classic way, like she was painted by Michelangelo (the artist, not the turtle with nunchucks).
As a childhood actress who could've called it quits after LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, Emily has plenty of reason to be proud of herself. So what if the only other recognizable titles on her resume are THE UNINVITED, DARKNESS FALLS and SUCKER PUNCH? Truly, the few times I've seen her act, she was far from terrible. So here's hoping POMPEII isn't as big a disaster in the box office as it was on Earth.
Despite my initial certainty that dirt on Emily would be very easy to dig up, my hands are perfectly clean. She used to date actor Max Iron (THE HOST), who was more than a full foot taller than her, which bugged me only slightly, but they broke up anyway. Like many Aussie hotties before her, Emily seems like a really fun gal, and lately she seems to be taking on her career with a real go-getter attitude. This gives us hope that Emily has only just begun to spread her wings.